Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(BBC)   "...and that's the latest from Snooki. Now we turn briefly to a boring report that Egypt has brokered a cease-fire between Israel and Hamas. Isn't that nice? Up next: Why is President Obama hiding his kindergarten report cards?"   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Gaza War, Palestinian militants, mortar fire, Catherine Ashton, ceasefire, Hamas, Salam Fayyad, Palestinians  
•       •       •

7646 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2012 at 8:56 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2012-10-25 09:00:40 AM  
3 votes:
And as soon as Hamas gets enough rocket parts smuggled in through Egypt, they'll start firing more into Israel.
2012-10-25 09:30:45 AM  
2 votes:

signaljammer: I wonder if this Zionist contagion of the USA will ever end. It doesn't seem to have any precedent historically. Truman was a tool.

It's odd that the US culturally prefers a high-performing, hardworking, general peaceful culture which exemplary financial and scientific accomplishments, who have built a 1st world country out of a pit of cheap sand bereft of national resources and surrounded on all sides by aggressors over a collection of violent, lazy, debauched nomads and camel jockeys, who have spent the last 1200 years trying to conquer Europe.

There's just no explaining that.
2012-10-25 09:15:11 AM  
2 votes:
A couple B-52 strikes could cure Hamas of this nasty habit of launching rocket grenades at civilians.

Eye for an eye doesn't make the world blind. It cures the world of dangerous idiots.
2012-10-25 09:10:48 AM  
2 votes:
FTA: "Five Israelis have been wounded since Tuesday amid some of the heaviest barrage of rocket and mortar fire from Gaza in months."

Typical Hamas cease-fire. "Open fire! We are NOT firing rockets and mortars into Israel! If you say we are, then you are demonizing the innocent victimized Palestinian people! OPEN FIRE!"

/we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill
//there's Klingons on the starbord bow, scrape 'em off, Jim!
2012-10-25 09:06:51 AM  
2 votes:
This is Cease Fire number...what? 9.93x10^478?

over there, a cease fire is code for "we're running low on ordnance. Let's call a politically expedient time out while we restock and rearm."

Wake me up when they declare a peace treaty with an appropriate jointly rebuilt DMZ.
2012-10-26 06:20:28 PM  
1 vote:

RanDomino: "Facts on the ground"

Yes it was a fact that Israel offered 92% of the West Bank (the rest in land swaps) which just proves that your latest claims are total bullshiat as well. The palestinians refused, as the saying goes: The arabs never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

So how did you feel watching the palestinian leadership shatter your little delusional bubble ? and realizing that you were completely wrong about your latest canard about Israel ? i'll just add it to the list.
2012-10-26 06:04:51 AM  
1 vote:

RanDomino: Makes perfect sense. You'll have no objections to Palestinian rocket attacks if their stated purpose is to kill Israeli members of any group which has a stated goal of ethnic cleansing of Palestinians and Israeli annexation of the West Bank and Gaza Strip, yes?

Ah so you acknowledge the fact that you had no farking clue what the hell you were talking about thus far. Good.
Since there is no Israeli stated goal of ethnic cleansing of Palestinians whatsoever and since Israeli annexation of the West Bank (as evident by every peace agreement offer) or Gaza (i don't think there can be an bigger evidence than farking handing it to the Palestinians) is only in your extremely clueless biased mind, you only strengthen the fact (as evident by your last two post) that you have no farking clue what the hell you're talking about.

If you are making a (pathetic) attempt to refer to insane settlers i would point out that they are not officially running Israel contrary to the fact that the PLO and Hamas rule the Palestinians and they had no saying whatsoever in the matter as evident by Israel's withdrawal from Gaza.

Seriously, maybe you should check out the entertainment tab or something, with each post you only prove the fact that you have absolutely no idea what the hell you're talking about.
2012-10-25 06:05:03 PM  
1 vote:

RanDomino: Israel is allowed to do whatever it wants to Palestinians. Palestinians are not allowed to retaliate.

Palestinians attack Israel because it exists, they do not 'retaliate'. Hamas even has it in writing in their charter for the challenged individuals or if you are really deficient they can spell it out for you, all their top leadership.
The PLO are more subtle, they have this.

RanDomino: Classy. Is that like invading Iraq because of Saudi terrorists based in Afghanistan?

Israel responded to Hamas attacks as stated very clearly, what a pathetic attempt at selective editing. Are you that desperate ?

Which part of 'Hamas being a jihadist terrorist organization who as a stated goal repeatedly attack Israel non a regular basis' is too difficult for you to grasp ?
And you missed the more than 50 rocket attacks on israeli cities on October 8 as a gift for a jewish holiday.
2012-10-25 03:47:30 PM  
1 vote:

RanDomino: [[citations needed]]
From what I can tell this latest round started on Sunday with an IDF incursion into northern Gaza.

Of course citations are needed, like i said, you have no clue.

Oh and the palestinians broke the cease fire (shocking i know) today.
2012-10-25 12:36:20 PM  
1 vote:

RanDomino: I like how there's no mention of the visit by the Qatari emir the other day and apparently Israeli provocations before and during. Nope, Hamas just decided to give Israel an excuse to kick their ass out of boredom.

Right, Israeli provocations. The fact that the palestinian attacks started 2 weeks before (6 rockets on October 9, at least 7 rockets on October 17, 80 yesterday) the visit or Israel's "provocations" (responding to terrorists bombing civilians) suggests that Hamas gave their arab sponsor a good demonstration on how his money is put to good use and you have no clue what the hell you're talking about.
2012-10-25 10:07:37 AM  
1 vote:

Dixie_Wrecked: There are reasons to protect Israel. I find it funny/irritating that most farkers can't have an objective view about politics. Everything Obama does is 100% perfect and everything any Rep does is 100% wrong.

Except that these farkers who believe that "everything Obama does is 100% perfect and everything any Rep does is 100% wrong" exist only in your head, so you're really only amusing/irritating yourself with your little fantasies. But it's good that you keep yourself busy.
2012-10-25 09:39:54 AM  
1 vote:
And to prove my point, right from the article:
"Six Palestinian militants were killed in Israeli airstrikes on Gaza."

They had 70+ rockets fired at them plus some mortars over the course of a day resulting in 5 wounded. Real effective weapons there.

During that same time frame they have already retaliated and drawn blood.

I ask those of you again saying how the US should help: how WOULD you have us help in some form of effective manner? This needless sabre rattling and calls to thrust the US military into every teeny tiny little scrap the Israelis deal with on a day-to-day basis is ridiculous.
2012-10-25 09:28:37 AM  
1 vote:

Kit Fister: Yes, because it was the USA that came up with and lead the whole return-Jerusalem-to-the-jews thing.

If the US didn't support Israel, we would still have problems with the Muslims. What country doesn't?
2012-10-25 09:14:02 AM  
1 vote:
Egypt brokered it? The muslim bro run country? That explains the 79 rockets fired at israel.

/islam is a death cult
2012-10-25 09:11:12 AM  
1 vote:
Fartbama says, "We stand with Israel". Yes. We stand with you with our nose in the air and watch but at least we are standing with you.
2012-10-25 09:10:48 AM  
1 vote:
These alleged cease fires usually last about a week. Right now I feel Snooki is more important than either of these two places.
2012-10-25 09:10:21 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder if this Zionist contagion of the USA will ever end. It doesn't seem to have any precedent historically. Truman was a tool.
Displayed 17 of 17 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.