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(Flavorwire)   A single-page gallery of retired Playboy bunnies. The years have not been kind   ( flavorwire.com) divider line
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16725 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 24 Oct 2012 at 11:29 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-24 12:36:18 PM  
5 votes:
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2012-10-24 12:37:30 PM  
4 votes:
Good thing I'LL never age.
2012-10-24 12:22:03 PM  
4 votes:
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of a bunny with pink ears on her head ...

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2012-10-24 11:51:01 AM  
4 votes:
When I was a teenager, I lived next door to someone who had worked in the Chicago Playboy club in the early 1970s. She was a pretty cool lady. Tons of stories about living in the Chicago mansion, working at the club, meeting celebrities, wild/kinky sex stuff (basically by 1972, nothing "normal" was going to do it for Hef), whatever. She was great fun at neighborhood cookouts and she actually gave me a bunch of cool Playboy memorabilia up to and including a tie-dyed bunny costume that she'd been wearing the day she quit.

She had leathery skin from being a life-long sun worshiper and it was pretty clear that she was spending a lot of time in bars even in her mid 40s, but she had a fantastic rack and clearly knew how to work the MILF angle.

Anyway, yeah, my bedroom had windows that looked out over their back yard and pool. It was a good thing.
2012-10-24 02:00:48 PM  
3 votes:

born_yesterday: The years rarely are, subby.

I ran into two old high school classmates of mine last month (they married each other) and the husband said "Sherm! You look exactly like you did in high school!"

I thanked him for the compliment apologized for not recognizing him at first, but his wife said "that's OK, he looks like shiat compared to high school."
2012-10-24 09:13:33 PM  
2 votes:
I bet Dorothy Stratten looks worse. . .

\window seat please
2012-10-24 01:53:23 PM  
2 votes:
People age, film at eleven.

Had no idea that the Oracle from The Matrix had been a Playboy Bunny.
2012-10-24 11:35:35 AM  
2 votes:
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I see my dog do this occasionally after taking a dump. She usually has the same look on her face too.
2012-10-24 10:40:22 AM  
2 votes:
I found that interesting.
I also found it interesting that I was showing my friend my childhood photo album that my mother had put together for me.  There was this photo of me in this dorky/cute kind of Sherlock Holmes looking tweed pancho outfit and hat thingee I look about two or three and I'm walking towards the stairs of a plane, this is back when you would board a jet by going up or down a set of rolling stairs, like that footage you see of the Beatles.
Anyway, my friend pointed out something I had never noticed before a note my mother had written below the photo...
"Here is brap boarding for his first airplane ride on a trip to THE PLAYBOY CLUB in Chicago."
I wonder if I met any of these women or Gloria Steinem.
2012-10-25 01:33:31 AM  
1 vote:

fastfxr: Petra Verkaik....thank me later.

I don't even need to google that name... still remember that one.
2012-10-24 09:14:19 PM  
1 vote:
Sometimes I wish I could go back in time, when Playboy actually had the "girl next door" thing down pat. Now it seems like most Playboy models have some combination of A) horrible boob jobs, B) stupid tattoos, C) prepubescent pubic areas, and D) some professional modeling experience.

I know D) is probably a nitpick, but it just feels weird to see a gorgeous centerfold and think "Oh, I've seen her before."

/Bleh, my lawn, get off of it.
2012-10-24 09:05:48 PM  
1 vote:
DAT ASS with tan lines, 1970, NSFW Link
2012-10-24 08:46:26 PM  
1 vote:

cauth002: I wonder...will I look less attractive in 20 years? This seems to think so. Do not understand.

No, but 20 more years may be enough time for you to master the English language.
2012-10-24 07:35:39 PM  
1 vote:
I remember a friend of mine showing off a Playboy in high school with his cousin as a Playmate. The first thing everybody said when they saw her picture was, "Can you set me up with her?" 
//off to Google
2012-10-24 07:00:52 PM  
1 vote:

hundreddollarman: eas81: hundreddollarman: You know what? Let's just talk about the Playmates we've killed kittens to and link to some tasty pictures.

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I don't know who's on the left, but is the beauty on the right Lisa Marie Scott? Here's a few of my faves.
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Shelby Chesnes, Miss July 2012. Oh. My. Word. The poor kittens will never have a chance.
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Nikki Leigh, Miss May 2012.
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Ciara Price, Miss November 2011
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Jaclyn Swedberg, Miss April 2011 and 2012 Playmate of the Year.
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Jessica Burciaga, Miss February 2009 and alleged mistress of Kobe Bryant. Um... I wouldn't mind getting some of those sloppy seconds.
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Michelle McLaughlin, Miss February 2008.
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S'haquita Quandalee, Miss March 1952
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2012-10-24 06:56:27 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-24 06:05:29 PM  
1 vote:
hundreddollarman - Michelle McLaughlin, Miss February 2008.

CSB Sorta time:

Back in 2010 the Giants were down to the last 2 games of the season to get into the playoffs. The wife and I were in SF for an anniversary dinner and ran into some of our Australian friends to watch the Collingwood vs. St Kilda replay match. We went back to our friends suite at The Handlery and had some drinks out on the balcony of the room. In the balcony across from us was FP Santangelo who I recognized from the Giants broadcast crew. Not one other person had a clue who this guy was but I invited him over to the room for a drink. He initially declined because he and his "fiance" were just relaxing from the busy week. Next thing I know he and Ms. McLaughlin were in the suite with us having some drinks and chatting it up. Since this wasn't our suite... and we didn't technically have a place to sleep, FP invited us to continue the night in their room next door. We continued to drink and bs until god knows what hour. The wife and Michelle were having all sorts of conversation from beauty tips to children while FP and I talked about baseball and post career/family stuff. During the drunk talk Michelle even agreed to babysit our 1 year old boy in the upcoming weeks. haha It would be great if this story had a sexy penthouse forum ending to it but this is where the "sorta" comes into the CSB. We passed out and woke up the next morning to do the walk of shame to the Bart station to head home. Super nice people and I still randomly text FP even though he moved out east to cover the Nationals. One of my top 5 best random nights ever.  Go GIANTS!
2012-10-24 05:41:02 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-24 05:24:18 PM  
1 vote:
Had 'em all.
# 3 twice
2012-10-24 03:19:24 PM  
1 vote:

Spanky McStupid: I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of a bunny with pink ears on her head ...

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Wow, what the hell happened to Dyan Cannon?
2012-10-24 03:08:25 PM  
1 vote:

eas81: celebslists.com

"Celebslits.com?" Really?

Anyway, I've met Angela Melini a couple times. She also held up well, at least into her 40s.
2012-10-24 02:07:27 PM  
1 vote:
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
2012-10-24 01:45:57 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, Subby. Farking age, how does it work.
2012-10-24 11:52:44 AM  
1 vote:
Only vampires don't age.
2012-10-24 11:41:28 AM  
1 vote:
Too much "after", with no "before" with which to compare it.
2012-10-24 10:20:10 AM  
1 vote:
I would hit #4 and #9. Especially #4.
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