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(Foodbeast)   Denny's launches a Hobbit-themed menu. And yes, you can sip on Bilbo's Berries as well as get down on Gandalf's Gobble Melt   (foodbeast.com) divider line
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2012-10-23 9:39:52 PM  
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A meme for a theme.

You want fries with that?
 
2012-10-23 9:47:07 PM  
Trust me... you do NOT want the "Bags End Surprise"

/hobbit your way
 
2012-10-23 9:57:43 PM  
Bigger pic of menu: Link 

What a weird tie-in promotion. I guess when I think about long, unplanned journeys I think of Denny's?
 
2012-10-23 10:23:02 PM  
The Stupid tag not available, subby?
 
2012-10-23 10:23:09 PM  
Denny's really is trying everything to get people to eat their terrible food.
 
2012-10-23 10:24:19 PM  

penthesilea: Bigger pic of menu: Link 

What a weird tie-in promotion. I guess when I think about long, unplanned journeys I think of Denny's?


you're completely right.

still, its very gross sounding.
 
2012-10-23 10:25:56 PM  
Lord Huggington: Denny's really is trying everything to get people to eat their terrible food.

It's not that bad after you partake in some halflings' leaf.
 
2012-10-23 10:26:09 PM  
Do they have a smoking section where I can enjoy some Shire Weed?
 
2012-10-23 10:26:39 PM  
Denny's sucks.
 
2012-10-23 10:27:03 PM  
This Meal Shall Not PASS....your colon
 
Skr
2012-10-23 10:27:11 PM  
Well I know where I'm going for my Elevenses now.
 
2012-10-23 10:27:46 PM  
This makes me want to listen to some Straight Outta Mordor.
 
2012-10-23 10:31:10 PM  

Lord Huggington: Denny's really is trying everything to get people to eat their terrible food.


I seriously doubt that. The movie probably paid Denny's money to do this tie in. I don't see how it benefits Denny's at all.
 
2012-10-23 10:31:40 PM  
FTFA: "Expect to your coffee to be called Shire Juice and your ketchup to be renamed Smaug Sauce."

Um... ok?
 
2012-10-23 10:31:50 PM  
Does Denny's still pretend to be a real restaurant and make you wait for a hostess to seat you?

Or do you just walk in?
 
2012-10-23 10:32:45 PM  
How else are they going to recoup for this 3x Titanic monstrosity?
 
2012-10-23 10:32:59 PM  

MindStalker: Lord Huggington: Denny's really is trying everything to get people to eat their terrible food.

I seriously doubt that. The movie probably paid Denny's money to do this tie in. I don't see how it benefits Denny's at all.


Ugh, that extra apostrophe ruins it. The move paid money to Denny's.
Is that better?
 
2012-10-23 10:33:21 PM  

redonkulon: This Meal Shall Not PASS....your colon


Quite the opposite. We used to go there every Sunday morning when my son was a baby (and an only child). He'd sit there in his high chair, get his insides all greased up with breakfast, and then let fly. Like clockwork. The "Denny's Dump" was often accompanied by loud grunting.
 
2012-10-23 10:33:37 PM  
The Fried Cheese Melt with Fries is only $4???????
 
2012-10-23 10:34:28 PM  

sendtodave: Does Denny's still pretend to be a real restaurant and make you wait for a hostess to seat you?

Or do you just walk in?


Yes, you have to be seated. The local Denny's used to have a counter I could sit down at, but they removed that to make room for more booths. Blah :(
 
2012-10-23 10:36:28 PM  
You know what's funny? Denny's in Japan is a well-established family restaurant. The restaurants are clean, the food tastes good, and no one has to worry about drunk morons stumbling in and shouting at the waitresses.

I doubt they'll get the Hobbit promotions, but you never know.
 
2012-10-23 10:36:32 PM  
Wait, wait, wait. They have a Hobbit-themed menu with no mushrooms? Article needs a fail tag.
 
2012-10-23 10:36:53 PM  

pnhfitz: The Fried Cheese Melt with Fries is only $4???????


Seriously genius. A grilled cheese sandwich with mozzarella cheese sticks inside it. I give the bastards all the credit in the world.
 
2012-10-23 10:37:54 PM  
My precious: 

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2012-10-23 10:38:33 PM  
Stealing might be wrong, but, I will have one of those menus. My punishment will consist of me eating at dennys
 
2012-10-23 10:39:36 PM  
I'm not a big fan of Denny's, but it's the only place where I live that is open 24 hours and serves breakfast all day. I go there every now and then with some friends to eat. Now, if the local IHOP was open 24 hours, I'd be going there instead.

That being said, not too interested in this new menu.
 
2012-10-23 10:43:19 PM  
I don't want to gobble Gandalf's *anything*! :(
 
2012-10-23 10:45:15 PM  
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Lembas bread with a side of Bill the Pony
 
2012-10-23 10:45:38 PM  
Did you just say suck on Bilbo's berries and go down on Gandalf's knob gobbler, with a John Wayne Bobbit themed menu?
 
2012-10-23 10:46:01 PM  
The Orc Sausage is dreadful.
 
2012-10-23 10:46:28 PM  

FatherChaos: You know what's funny? Denny's in Japan is a well-established family restaurant.


Well, that's true in the US, too (they're everywhere!)

FatherChaos: The restaurants are clean, the food tastes good


Well, that's true in the US, too (they are clean, and you can't really goof up eggs and toast)

FatherChaos: and no one has to worry about drunk morons stumbling in


Never mind
 
2012-10-23 10:46:53 PM  
I already agreed to sit down with the rest of the staff on the blog I write for and order and consume the entire menu, writing about our subsequent agony.

:C
 
2012-10-23 10:46:58 PM  

MindStalker: sendtodave: Does Denny's still pretend to be a real restaurant and make you wait for a hostess to seat you?

Or do you just walk in?

Yes, you have to be seated. The local Denny's used to have a counter I could sit down at, but they removed that to make room for more booths. Blah :(


So, one does not simply walk into Dennys?
 
2012-10-23 10:47:12 PM  

alienated: Stealing might be wrong, but, I will have one of those menus. My punishment will consist of me eating at dennys


carry a backpack.
 
2012-10-23 10:52:23 PM  
♪ ♫ Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates -
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! Carefully with the plates! ♪ ♫


http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/That%27s_What_Bilbo_Baggins_Hates
 
2012-10-23 10:52:49 PM  

sendtodave: MindStalker: sendtodave: Does Denny's still pretend to be a real restaurant and make you wait for a hostess to seat you?

Or do you just walk in?

Yes, you have to be seated. The local Denny's used to have a counter I could sit down at, but they removed that to make room for more booths. Blah :(

So, one does not simply walk into Dennys?


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2012-10-23 10:53:12 PM  
Gobble Melt sounds like something on the menu at a massage parlor.
 
2012-10-23 10:55:23 PM  
Sagan help me, but I want to try some of that - particularly those pancake puppies.
Don't tell my family. I'm so ashamed!

/weep
 
2012-10-23 10:55:35 PM  
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Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap breakfasts!

 
2012-10-23 10:58:45 PM  

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Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap breakfasts!


Do not meddle in the affairs of Denny's waitresses, for they are subtle, and quick to anger.
 
2012-10-23 10:59:11 PM  
stupid tag on vacation?
 
2012-10-23 11:02:01 PM  
I want to try George RR Martin's restraunt.
 
2012-10-23 11:04:28 PM  

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Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap breakfasts!


I'd feel bad making that woman walk across a room carrying plates. Heck, I'd feel bad making her get up. She looks like she doesn't have many sit/stand cycles left.
 
2012-10-23 11:07:10 PM  
I just remembered that Denny's has a history of discriminating against Moriquendi.
 
2012-10-23 11:09:50 PM  
Those nasty, nasty, hobitses ; )
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2012-10-23 11:12:32 PM  
I'll have the nine rings with dipping sauce.
 
2012-10-23 11:12:37 PM  
No thanks. I have a Denny's literally right outside my neighborhood, and when I get stuck at work until 2 AM, I would still rather drive the extra couple miles and go to Waffle House.
 
2012-10-23 11:14:53 PM  
The Colorado branches will also offer Longbottom Leaf.
 
2012-10-23 11:15:07 PM  
I know what I want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

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i've never been to a denny's
 
2012-10-23 11:16:15 PM  
Did somebody say Dennys?

♫♫ Well I just got out of the bar about a little while ago
I was looking for a place to eat but my mind was working kind of slow
So I drove around till I found my destination about 3:25
I was to tired to sleep and to drunk to drive

And now I'm at Denny's at 4 am
Writing these words on a napkin
And I'm still not sure what town I'm in
Denny's at 4 am ♫♫
 
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