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(Bradenton Herald)   If the police are looking for your car full of stolen items, always wait until after they are finished with the crime scene investigation at the house you just robbed before you slowly drive past it   ( bradenton.com) divider line
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2012-10-23 09:27:31 AM  
This is true; fight the urge to go back to the scene of the crime.

/be happy you weren't arrested, you were just 'detained' with your hands cuffed behind your back, your pockets and backpack rooted through by police without even asking permission 
//be happy they only threatened to 'arrest' you... if you ever came back to their sh*thole burg
2012-10-23 09:30:37 AM  
///arrested without it being called 'arrested,' hands cuffed behind my back, pockets emptied on rear hood of patrol car, false imprisonment, thrown in a squad car, detained at the precinct for hours while they did god knows what to the box i explicitly told him at least 5 times (because he questioned it, repeatedly "you do not want me to open this box?" "I do not want you to open that box, it's a gift box, I can tell you what's in it" "You do not want me to open this box?" "no, i do not want you to open this box" x4... I smell a lawsuit
2012-10-23 09:31:50 AM  
they didn't want to do paperwork, it was 1 am and they needed something to pass the time -- lets pick up some kid on a motorcycle and harass him
2012-10-23 09:38:23 AM  
They couldn't have stolen a GPS on their way out?
2012-10-23 11:15:46 AM  
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2012-10-23 11:27:00 AM  
Curse you iPhone maps!
2012-10-23 11:27:42 AM  

Rufus Lee King: They obviously didn't have a map.

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Hey I just used that in another thread such as.
2012-10-23 11:31:05 AM  
This is one of those times when, "no, I don't give you consent to search my car," does not work.
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