PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 600x236]Found It
GGracie: A needle... down there*wince*No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables
MadAzza: You don't have one, Subby?Huh. That must be why I have two.
meat0918: Is this the thread where the FarkMenTM come to regale the Farkettes with tales of their sexual prowess?No?Wonder why that is.
sonofslacker: Just remember, the little man in a canoe....
ChipNASA: This thread would be worthless without...."Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginaljuices?Pupils: Yes sir.Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson. sonofslackerWatson. sonofslacker: Rubbing the clitoris Just remember, the little man in a canoe...., sir.Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.Another: Bite the neck.Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson. sonofslackerWatson. sonofslacker: Yes sir. Sorry sir.Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x264]
Rindred: G-Spot? I saw him interviewed on Sifl 'n' Olly back in the 90s.
xevian: Wait, is there anything you can't inject with collagen to make things bigger?
pete1729: My exwife's gspot could be accessed via her anus.Good times... thereafter followed by bad times.
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