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(Ann Arbor News)   Drunk hospital patient tries to light imaginary cigarette, starts real fire   ( annarbor.com) divider line
    More: Scary, hospital bed, emergency evacuation, emergency rooms, Ann Arbor Fire Department, nurses  
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2012-10-22 01:19:40 PM  
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Personally, I'm outraged! How many more hospital fires is it going to take before our politicians stand up to big Imaginary Tobacco and start banning imaginary cigarettes? How many have to die for the imaginary profits, before they do something? Not. One. More! Call your representative and demand that they do something about this imaginary problem - or it could be you, next!

/Pretty sure I got black lung from imaginary second hand smoke
//Less "black lung" than "slightly less pink than expected" lung, but it still keeps me up at night
///I've been told that imaginary cigars are safer, though ...
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