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(Huffington Post)   Television network is SHOCKED to find out that "Celebrity Sperm Bank" is a hoax. And in case you're curious, that's egg on their face   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Joey Skaggs, Shocked, celebrity sperm bank, drill sergeants, incompetence, rock musics, television networks, metamorphosis  
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2012-10-21 11:49:46 AM  
I just figured it was about the kardashians or the hef girls next door...
2012-10-21 12:05:22 PM  
Dang there goes my plan to become famous, get my vasectomy reversed, and then donate my sperm to virile young women without having sex with them.
2012-10-21 12:11:00 PM  
I presume the chastened network in question was TLC.
2012-10-21 12:36:08 PM  
That ain't egg.
2012-10-21 12:39:10 PM  
Local Las Vegas news was awash in stories on this hoax. ON LOCATION stories too.

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2012-10-21 12:51:30 PM  
Well if that doesn't beat off all...
2012-10-21 01:20:18 PM  
OK Subby, you made me laugh.

/I could choke them for this, just like I would choke a chicken.
2012-10-21 01:28:42 PM  
I've been told that George Clooney's sperm tastes of cinnamon and honey.
2012-10-21 02:01:23 PM  
If your mother says she loves you, check it out.
2012-10-21 02:06:01 PM  
I hear they'll be replacing it with Celebrity Honk Bag.
2012-10-21 02:30:09 PM  
At the end of TFA: "Skaggs may get more recognition of his pranking past soon. Two Italian filmmakers are making a documentary on his work."

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2012-10-21 03:34:25 PM  
The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee
2012-10-21 04:55:27 PM  
I saw: "Celebrity Sperm Bank" and immediately thought: "Paris Hilton in the news again?"
2012-10-21 08:41:42 PM  
So who have I been donating to?
2012-10-21 09:21:52 PM  

Revenge of the Muttonstache: Dang there goes my plan to become famous, get my vasectomy reversed, and then donate my sperm to virile young women without having sex with them.

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/unless you have a thing for Thai ladyboys
2012-10-22 08:59:26 AM  
Ugh! I feel like Tara Reid on an average Tuesday.
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