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(The Tennessean)   Man charged with egging ex-wife. "I guess you might say *puts on sunglasses* the yolk's on her"   ( tennessean.com) divider line
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2012-10-20 04:24:37 PM  
6 votes:

Take the last egg to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
It'll be a big surprise, cuz she has no expectation... no, no, no...
Oh, no, no, no...
Oh, no, no, no...
And I just can't wait to get the chance to throw...

2012-10-20 10:43:24 PM  
4 votes:
"Look on the sunny side, it was white on white crime, for a change," said the hard-boiled detective.
2012-10-20 11:32:59 PM  
2 votes:

GreenSun: LOL! This is domestic assault?! What else could be counted as domestic assault? Throwing a cotton ball at her?

"the egg struck the woman and spilled on to the child."

It spilled. Onto the child!
2012-10-20 11:17:22 PM  
2 votes:
I don't always throw eggs at my women, but when I do, they're made of marble....like my balls.

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2012-10-20 10:45:46 PM  
2 votes:
She should have scrambled out of the way.
2012-10-20 04:43:48 PM  
2 votes:
Thread ova.
2012-10-20 11:19:34 PM  
1 vote:
Subby, you should be pun-ished. 5 min in the punalty box.
2012-10-20 11:15:23 PM  
1 vote:
Oy, subby, you throw a "YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" on the end of those. I really don't appreciate blue balls on my Fark headlines. Kthxbye.
2012-10-20 11:00:30 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-20 10:56:23 PM  
1 vote:
Was he all dressed in black? Did he sneak around the back?

/families,the punk rocks, the businessman.....
2012-10-20 10:52:40 PM  
1 vote:
Well, she always kept her sunny side up.
2012-10-20 10:45:48 PM  
1 vote:
That was very eggs-treme of him...
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