phlegmmo: CLARKSVILLE, Tenn.Take the last egg to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the stationIt'll be a big surprise, cuz she has no expectation... no, no, no...Oh, no, no, no...Oh, no, no, no...And I just can't wait to get the chance to throw.../lame
powhound: Q: Why was the hen sad?A: Because she cracked a bad yoke.hahahahawhewI made that one up, can you tell?
Buffet: In jail for throwin' an egg at a biatch?? I'd like to see pigs TRY to jail me for that!!
GreenSun: LOL! This is domestic assault?! What else could be counted as domestic assault? Throwing a cotton ball at her?
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: GreenSun: LOL! This is domestic assault?! What else could be counted as domestic assault? Throwing a cotton ball at her?I know a guy who was arrested and charged with domestic battery for throwing a sock at his girlfriend. Battery is defined as "touch or strike", so even a slight poke would count.
whatshisname: Buffet: In jail for throwin' an egg at a biatch?? I'd like to see pigs TRY to jail me for that!!Me too. It would be quite entertaining, I imagine.
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