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(Indiegogo)   Jorts, lulz, and a sweet, sweet ride... It's your Saturday give Joe the Bird thread. $14,000 raised so far, Let's give Biden his Trans Am for charity   ( indiegogo.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Uncle Joe, Wounded Warrior Project, Doctors Without Borders, Biden, Pontiac Trans Am, thread, Uncle Joe Biden  
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2012-10-20 05:22:48 PM  
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2012-10-20 07:26:07 PM  
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2012-10-20 08:32:27 PM  
1 vote:
What I think of when I hear "Jorts"

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2012-10-20 07:36:09 PM  
1 vote:
I am heading to Publix so I can SHOUT at all the fools who think adding 2 of their own dollars to their grocery bill is gonna do jack to cure breast cancer. They sell FOOD, they have no business exploring interesting ways to expose a charity to a huge donor pool that values convenience. So stupid. Let breast cancer buy it's own damn car!
2012-10-20 07:06:10 PM  
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rugby-n-beers: fearmongert: legalgus: Why do you continue to post this Biden crap? First off, most charities do not want an overpriced used firebird. Second, they can use direct cash contributions. Third, Biden is a fat cat jerk of the first order.

It's NOT Biden crap.... it is a charitable fundraiser that MIGHT involve Biden someday... kinda like a bikini carwash, or the old style "How many people can we fit in a Volkswagon?" fundraisers done earlier... Make a meme real for charitable causes... Please don't be dense... There are $14,000 in REAL funds that are going to be given to REAL charities!.. To help REAL people and organizations....How can you hate that?

So are you guys donating the money straight to charity now, or still going through with the whole "buy a car, pay a grand or 2 in sales tax, then auction it off, possibly for less money than it was purchased for" thing?

* clears throat *

Silence in the classroom please....

a. if we don't reach our goal, whatever money we DO receive gets split equally among the four charities.

b. If we DO reach our goal, we're going to buy the Trans Am, HOPEFULLY (and this may be wishful thinking,
but with enough public support behind it, I think we can make it happen) get Biden and the car to mug for
the cameras together.

THEN we'll auction the car off - the thought being that the publicity generated and the fact that it's "Joe's
car" will bring in a higher bid than the car might otherwise be worth. Whatever we receive for the car
(less auction fees, etc...) will be split evenly among the four charities

c. None of us are receiving any compensation for our time and efforts. We're doing it solely for charity, for
the lulz, and for the chance to bring an internet meme to life

OK class... resume spitwad throwing...
2012-10-20 06:04:38 PM  
1 vote:

Huskadoodle: mcwehrle: Some people live to kick a puppy, spit on a homeless person, and still think they're better/smarter/faster than everyone else.

Kind of a double entendre including farkers who kick other farkers to the curb and dole out fake treats rather than just ignore them.

They come in asking for attention, I give it to them, and a cookie worth as much as their comments. Then I ignore them.
2012-10-20 05:54:19 PM  
1 vote:
When will Fark put together an effort to buy Ryan a Douchemobile?
2012-10-20 05:51:12 PM  
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2012-10-20 05:34:06 PM  
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2012-10-20 05:26:56 PM  
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zerkalo: AgentPothead: Logging in just to say this is stupid and I hope it fails.


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2012-10-20 05:13:30 PM  
1 vote:
Knucklepopper: Now that we have that nicety out of the way, why would Farl buy a rich guy a car?

I wasn't aware that Farl was doing this as well.
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