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(Smithsonian Magazine)   If the zombie apocalypse should come, shoot the crows. Seriously   ( blogs.smithsonianmag.com) divider line
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2012-10-19 12:55:01 AM  
4 votes:
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Come at me, bro.
2012-10-18 10:19:14 PM  
4 votes:
Joe Biden tearing ass around DC shooting crows from his biatchin' tranny.
2012-10-18 10:56:07 PM  
3 votes:
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/Obligatory (sorta with these new fangled memes)
2012-10-19 03:18:24 AM  
2 votes:
fta When the crows excreted the digested brains around four hours later, the prions emerged without any damage.

Wanted: Diseased mouse brain-filled bird poo collection technician. Competitive salary. Stable and gruel. Hunched back required. Small speech impediment and slight Slavic accent are desirable.
2012-10-19 12:40:47 AM  
2 votes:
Try it and that's a stabbin!

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2012-10-19 12:34:25 AM  
2 votes:
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Gonna need a bigger gun.
2012-10-18 10:37:00 PM  
2 votes:
Prions actually can stand up to your standard incineration as well. So by subby's logic we need to avoid brain-eating dragons as well.
2012-10-18 10:28:16 PM  
2 votes:
2012-10-18 10:21:24 PM  
2 votes:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Joe Biden tearing ass around DC shooting crows from his biatchin' transformer.


transexuals do tend to complain a lot.....
2012-10-18 10:21:02 PM  
2 votes:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Joe Biden tearing ass around DC shooting crows from his biatchin' transformer.


I don't think Jill has a penis.
2012-10-19 09:15:47 AM  
1 vote:
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Doesn't mind getting shot...
2012-10-19 07:51:28 AM  
1 vote:
Four words: kill it with FIRE!

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2012-10-19 04:45:07 AM  
1 vote:

Notabunny: fta When the crows excreted the digested brains around four hours later, the prions emerged without any damage.

Wanted: Diseased mouse brain-filled bird poo collection technician. Competitive salary. Stable and gruel. Hunched back required. Small speech impediment and slight Slavic accent are desirable.


I know somebody, but he's a former bell-ringer. Is he over-qualified?
2012-10-19 01:05:27 AM  
1 vote:
Always nod your head to the crows you see, and they will nod back... these are not your foes.
2012-10-19 12:56:07 AM  
1 vote:

harrydorcas: Nobody takes a crow for a pet anyway.


Ummm...
2012-10-18 11:55:09 PM  
1 vote:
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RIP
2012-10-18 11:26:28 PM  
1 vote:

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Finds all this crow shooting talk objectionable.


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Quick impression for you. Caw! Caw! Bang! Fark, I'm dead!
2012-10-18 11:03:53 PM  
1 vote:
Better stock up on food!

This is my house:
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2012-10-18 10:55:42 PM  
1 vote:
Never liked them anyway.

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2012-10-18 10:40:13 PM  
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Finds all this crow shooting talk objectionable.
2012-10-18 10:37:31 PM  
1 vote:

Omahawg: SockMonkeyHolocaust: Joe Biden tearing ass around DC shooting crows from his biatchin' transformer.

transexuals do tend to complain a lot.....


Especially when you insist on constant piggy back rides.
2012-10-18 10:24:57 PM  
1 vote:
Lonesome Crow is the best Scorpions album without Uli Jon Roth.
2012-10-18 10:22:51 PM  
1 vote:
Well, stone the crows...
2012-10-18 06:23:56 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone who has ever played a zombie-shooting video game could tell you that.
 
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