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(Kansas City)   If you're going to prank a fellow employee at the Family Dollar store who keeps stealing food from the office fridge, make sure he actually drinks the laxative-laced Coca-Cola and doesn't put them out for customers to buy   ( kansascity.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Coca-Cola, Kansas City, laxatives, Family Dollar  
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2012-10-18 03:47:40 PM  
1 vote:
Money for the gal (to help her get over her 911 fears)

Simple, misdemeanor assault charges for the original tamper-er (is there such a thing as attempted assault?)

Full-on Aggravated assault charges for the complete dipshiat who put the soda out to sell.
2012-10-18 03:17:19 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if someone drank one of these contaminated sodas, went out to play baseball, was sliding into first, and felt something burst?
2012-10-18 02:54:06 PM  
1 vote:
The woman definitely deserves some compensation, but in excess of $100k? Mother of God, what a mockery of the justice system.
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