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(WEEI Boston)   Jets complain about Patriots' unorthodox offense   ( divider line
    More: Ironic, Jets, Patriots, Tony Pena, Rob Bradford, Cimini, Cody Ross, Jason Terry, Devin McCourty  
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2476 clicks; posted to Sports » on 18 Oct 2012 at 12:42 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-18 02:07:17 PM  
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IAmRight: buckeyebrain: 94 play drive?

94-play game.

Although the Cowboys are working on putting together a 94 play drive. They'll have 54 false starts, 19 holding penalties, and 7 illegal shifts. They will convert 9 3rd and 30's, two 4th and 15s, and the drive will advance 99 yards "as the crow flies" but a total of 1,456 yards. It will end in a FG when Dez Bryant lets 7 consecutive TD passes bounce off his facemask.
2012-10-18 01:53:45 PM  
2 votes:

Dr.Knockboots: and yet we stink on ice because our defense blows goats!

FFS, you lost by 4 points TOTAL to teams that are a combined 13-5. That's not "stinking on ice."
2012-10-18 04:15:32 PM  
1 vote:

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: either Dirty Sanchez or Alex Smith

What, are you in a 32 team league?
2012-10-18 02:01:31 PM  
1 vote:

and yet we stink on ice because our defense blows goats!


Man, you need to be a fan of a team that's struggled for 10 years so you can have perspective enough to enjoy the team you have. Seriously. You should *really* *REALLY* be enjoying this team, and I say that as a Seahawks fan with season tickets. That is one of the most effective offenses I've ever seen. They were pretty good in special teams, and they dictated to one of the better rushing attacks in the NFL that they were going to pass or lose. Yeah, the Seahawks won, on terms dictated to them, in their own house, by the Patriots. If you can't enjoy watching that, and what that protends for the rest of the season, I don't know what to tell you.
2012-10-18 01:13:41 PM  
1 vote:
The Jets just get confused when they see a quarterback complete more than half of his passes.
2012-10-18 12:57:34 PM  
1 vote:
A well constructed hurry-up offense is really something to behold and causes nightmares for defensive coordinators.

A bad hurry-up offense loses 60-14 because the team's defense is desperately fighting each other for the oxygen masks in their 2 minute breaks between 9 minute drives.
2012-10-18 12:48:50 PM  
1 vote:
It has worked three times this year, and not so much another three times.
2012-10-18 12:47:53 PM  
1 vote:
That offense can be off the field pretty quick if you play good defense. Which can place a burden on the Pats defense with no time for a breather.
2012-10-18 12:46:35 PM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: /You only had to write 3 sentences (the rest was quotes), and you get that wrong?!


Hey, professor. You always write out the word "three" in this situation.
2012-10-18 11:47:24 AM  
1 vote:
That number includes a 94-play effort in a win vs. the Bronocs on October 7.


/You only had to write 3 sentences (the rest was quotes), and you get that wrong?!
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