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(Fox News)   The woman in the stands whose phone number Alex Rodriguez asked for is a bikini model. Yes, she has a name. Yes, she's really some body   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Alex Rodriguez, bikini models, Derek Jeter  
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5840 clicks; posted to Sports » on 18 Oct 2012 at 10:20 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-18 10:30:43 AM  
6 votes:
At least he'll hit something on October
2012-10-18 10:43:25 AM  
2 votes:

mc_madness: /At least he wasn't trying to get Billy Crystal to suck his dick.

I don't think he needs to try to get that to happen.
2012-10-18 01:20:42 PM  
1 vote:

RoyHobbs22: That is far too quality for a slumpbuster. He's doing it wrong.

I think Glenn close would be an excellent choice for a slumpbuster, Mr. Hobbs.
2012-10-18 01:16:43 PM  
1 vote:
That is far too quality for a slumpbuster. He's doing it wrong.
2012-10-18 12:43:07 PM  
1 vote:

thecpt: Found these while looking at another story...

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yeah. My life went wrong somewhere

If I were better looking, had the ability to hit a baseball, was in better physical shape, and had a more interesting personality.......I could be just like A-Rod
2012-10-18 11:04:05 AM  
1 vote:
"Alex was holding a pen and wrote a note on a ball, which was thrown at the women by a ball boy," the source said.

It was meant for you, tiger!
2012-10-18 10:28:34 AM  
1 vote:
Well, I wasn't exactly expecting someone of A-Rod's stature to be asking for the digits of a corn-fed, middle-aged bovine from Kansas.
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