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(Some Guy)   OctSurprise.com now has a countdown to Sunday October 21, under which is written tantalizing words: "One of your presidential candidates isn't being honest with you". One?   (octsurprise.com) divider line
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Lurking Fear
2012-10-17 1:47:19 PM  
It would be nice if it's mitts tax returns from 2009...
but this will probably be some completely fabricated brietbart-type video of ""Obama's aunt's sister's cousin's roomates best friend said..."
 
ThatGuyFromTheInternet
2012-10-17 1:50:38 PM  
OctSuprise? Aren't Nadya Suleman's 15 minutes waaaaaay over by now?

/unless she's finally doing bottomless, or hardcore, or girl-on-girl, or fetish, or...
 
PreMortem [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 1:51:20 PM  
Drink your Ovaltine?
 
jchic
2012-10-17 1:53:04 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: OctSuprise? Aren't Nadya Suleman's 15 minutes waaaaaay over by now?

/unless she's finally doing bottomless, or hardcore, or girl-on-girl, or fetish, or...


Fixed that for ya.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 1:54:44 PM  
Gary Johnson's name is actually Jerry!
 
mahuika
2012-10-17 1:54:44 PM  

Lurking Fear: It would be nice if it's mitts tax returns from 2009...
but this will probably be some completely fabricated brietbart-type video of ""Obama's aunt's sister's cousin's roomates best friend said..."


The picture they tweeted looks like it's tax related.
 
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-10-17 1:56:41 PM  
This will definitely get people to follow the site.

So...Birther? Tax Returns? Obama's mom's sex tape? Romney abortion?
 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-10-17 1:58:44 PM  

mahuika: The picture they tweeted looks like it's tax related.


Or it could be Fartbongo's Harvard transcripts, showing he got a D- when he took that P.E. elective in bowling.
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-10-17 2:00:04 PM  
I can't believe I just followed that Twitter account. I'm like 99% sure it's either going to be a big nothing or that it's viral marketing for something else entirely, but I got suckered in anyway.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 2:00:48 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: This will definitely get people to follow the site.

So...Birther? Tax Returns? Obama's mom's sex tape? Romney abortion?


Someone rescued Bapp from the Romney basement and he's ready to tell all.  I've seen the tape, it's really disturbing.  After what they did to him Bapp can only communicate through screaming.
 
ManateeGag
2012-10-17 2:02:00 PM  
that looks like the Harvard school seal.
 
mahuika
2012-10-17 2:03:02 PM  

Cyberluddite: mahuika: The picture they tweeted looks like it's tax related.

Or it could be Fartbongo's Harvard transcripts, showing he got a D- when he took that P.E. elective in bowling.


Obviously this means Fartbongocare is illegal.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 2:03:07 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: This will definitely get people to follow the site.

So...Birther? Tax Returns? Obama's mom's sex tape? Romney abortion?


I want it to be tax filings about Obama aborting a Romney baby in Kenya while they f*ck Obama's mom.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 2:03:26 PM  

JerseyTim: I can't believe I just followed that Twitter account. I'm like 99% sure it's either going to be a big nothing or that it's viral marketing for something else entirely, but I got suckered in anyway.


From the Weekly World News:
 
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Link
 
Dogberry
2012-10-17 2:04:33 PM  
Just one?
 
kronicfeld
2012-10-17 2:06:16 PM  
Whitey.
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-10-17 2:07:21 PM  
BIRRRRRF CERTICFT!11!
 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-10-17 2:08:54 PM  

ManateeGag: that looks like the Harvard school seal.


Possibly:

scienceblogs.comView Full Size
 
Dogberry
2012-10-17 2:10:16 PM  

ManateeGag: that looks like the Harvard school seal.


Or:

i181.photobucket.comView Full Size
 

KENYANSOSHLIST!!
 
ManateeGag
2012-10-17 2:10:22 PM  

Cyberluddite: ManateeGag: that looks like the Harvard school seal.

Possibly:

[scienceblogs.com image 194x186]


now that I see it unblurred, the on in the link looks too narrow, kind of like a football.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-10-17 2:10:48 PM  

Dogberry: Just one?


THIS^
 
ThatGuyFromTheInternet
2012-10-17 2:15:08 PM  

ManateeGag: that looks like the Harvard school seal.


Well, that narrows it down.
 
Caradoc [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 2:15:44 PM  
One would think that since early voting and absentee ballots are already being returned, anyone who's interested in real impact to the race should release their information already.

This smells of marketing, not political activism.
 
Dogberry
2012-10-17 2:17:58 PM  

Caradoc: One would think that since early voting and absentee ballots are already being returned, anyone who's interested in real impact to the race should release their information already.

This smells of marketing, not political activism.


And the reveal is set for Sunday, 6PM Eastern? Interesting choice.
 
Aarontology
2012-10-17 2:20:51 PM  
I'll bet it's for a movie or a tv show.
 
Dogberry
2012-10-17 2:22:05 PM  

Aarontology: I'll bet it's for a movie or a tv show.


As in we've all been Punk'd/Truman Show'ed? Awesome.
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-10-17 2:22:33 PM  
They just reset their clock to about two hours before the last debate.

I hate myself for getting sucked in here.
 
WI241TH
2012-10-17 2:23:41 PM  
Red Dawn viral ad?
 
dr_blasto [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-10-17 2:28:03 PM  

Dogberry: Caradoc: One would think that since early voting and absentee ballots are already being returned, anyone who's interested in real impact to the race should release their information already.

This smells of marketing, not political activism.

And the reveal is set for Sunday, 6PM Eastern? Interesting choice.


Why is that interesting?
 
HST's Dead Carcass
2012-10-17 2:30:44 PM  

ManateeGag: that looks like the Harvard school seal.


My mother, bless her heart, says Obama is a Socialist because of his indoctrination into it while getting his law Degree at Harvard. I pointed out Romney got the same degree from the same school. She was actually surprised to hear this, she honestly didn't know this, then retorted that they took different classes to get the same degree.
 
Sonny Corleone
2012-10-17 2:32:14 PM  
Clock has now been reset to 7:30 PM on Sunday.
 
Sonny Corleone
2012-10-17 2:33:04 PM  
7:30 PM ET, that is ......

/oops
 
A Dark Evil Omen
2012-10-17 2:34:58 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: ManateeGag: that looks like the Harvard school seal.

My mother, bless her heart, says Obama is a Socialist because of his indoctrination into it while getting his law Degree at Harvard. I pointed out Romney got the same degree from the same school. She was actually surprised to hear this, she honestly didn't know this, then retorted that they took different classes to get the same degree.


"They took different classes".

Right.

Well, it wasn't exactly the same degree, Obama took a concentration in Kenyan Muslin socialisms.
 
Aarontology
2012-10-17 2:35:34 PM  

Dogberry: Aarontology: I'll bet it's for a movie or a tv show.

As in we've all been Punk'd/Truman Show'ed? Awesome.


That would be pretty cool.

I'm thinking a miniseries or something about a fictional October Surprise.
 
dr_blasto [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-10-17 2:35:53 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: HST's Dead Carcass: ManateeGag: that looks like the Harvard school seal.

My mother, bless her heart, says Obama is a Socialist because of his indoctrination into it while getting his law Degree at Harvard. I pointed out Romney got the same degree from the same school. She was actually surprised to hear this, she honestly didn't know this, then retorted that they took different classes to get the same degree.

"They took different classes".

Right.

Well, it wasn't exactly the same degree, Obama took a concentration in Kenyan Muslin socialisms.


I thought he minored in Satan?
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-10-17 2:36:00 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: HST's Dead Carcass: ManateeGag: that looks like the Harvard school seal.

My mother, bless her heart, says Obama is a Socialist because of his indoctrination into it while getting his law Degree at Harvard. I pointed out Romney got the same degree from the same school. She was actually surprised to hear this, she honestly didn't know this, then retorted that they took different classes to get the same degree.

"They took different classes".

Right.

Well, it wasn't exactly the same degree, Obama took a concentration in Kenyan Muslin socialisms.


With a minor in Teleprompter
 
dr_blasto [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-10-17 2:36:35 PM  

Aarontology: Dogberry: Aarontology: I'll bet it's for a movie or a tv show.

As in we've all been Punk'd/Truman Show'ed? Awesome.

That would be pretty cool.

I'm thinking a miniseries or something about a fictional October Surprise.


I expect a movie. Sometimes these things are fun.
 
mahuika
2012-10-17 2:36:47 PM  

dr_blasto: A Dark Evil Omen: HST's Dead Carcass: ManateeGag: that looks like the Harvard school seal.

My mother, bless her heart, says Obama is a Socialist because of his indoctrination into it while getting his law Degree at Harvard. I pointed out Romney got the same degree from the same school. She was actually surprised to hear this, she honestly didn't know this, then retorted that they took different classes to get the same degree.

"They took different classes".

Right.

Well, it wasn't exactly the same degree, Obama took a concentration in Kenyan Muslin socialisms.

I thought he minored in Satan?


Don't be ridiculous, you can't minor in Satan. Satan was just Obama's academic adviser.
 
HST's Dead Carcass
2012-10-17 2:39:43 PM  

mahuika: dr_blasto: A Dark Evil Omen: HST's Dead Carcass: ManateeGag: that looks like the Harvard school seal.

My mother, bless her heart, says Obama is a Socialist because of his indoctrination into it while getting his law Degree at Harvard. I pointed out Romney got the same degree from the same school. She was actually surprised to hear this, she honestly didn't know this, then retorted that they took different classes to get the same degree.

"They took different classes".

Right.

Well, it wasn't exactly the same degree, Obama took a concentration in Kenyan Muslin socialisms.

I thought he minored in Satan?

Don't be ridiculous, you can't minor in Satan. Satan was just Obama's academic adviser.


With Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin as student aids? And Hitler as the Student Counselor?
 
Vodka Zombie
2012-10-17 2:40:04 PM  
Oh look. Something else for me not to give a shiat about.

Pretty sure I'll be busy that day anyway.
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-10-17 2:40:17 PM  
Wait.. wait... I got it! The blurred document is a secret agreement between Romney and Obama to get gay married in January!
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-10-17 2:41:43 PM  
Wait, is this happening the 21st or 22nd? The doc they posted to Twitter says Oct. 22.
 
Gonz [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 2:42:06 PM  

Sonny Corleone: Clock has now been reset to 7:30 PM on Sunday.


So, they're going up against Football Night in America? Seems like a bad call there. You never want to compete with the NFL for America's attention.
 
thismomentinblackhistory
2012-10-17 2:43:39 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Oh look. Something else for me not to give a shiat about.

Pretty sure I'll be busy that day anyway.


Mega dittos
 
mahuika
2012-10-17 2:46:40 PM  

JerseyTim: Wait, is this happening the 21st or 22nd? The doc they posted to Twitter says Oct. 22.


They changed their clock at least once, maybe it used to be Oct 22nd.

Or maybe they're terrible at math.
 
wxboy
2012-10-17 2:47:02 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: With Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin as student aids? And Hitler as the Student Counselor?


I believe Pol Pot was the dean.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-10-17 2:59:04 PM  

mahuika: JerseyTim: Wait, is this happening the 21st or 22nd? The doc they posted to Twitter says Oct. 22.

They changed their clock at least once, maybe it used to be Oct 22nd.

Or maybe they're terrible at math.


Ah! So it's a Republican site then!
 
RexTalionis
2012-10-17 3:00:04 PM  
I'm guessing it's a Republican site. The two comments on the twitter that it responded to positively were anti-Obama comments.
 
kimwim
2012-10-17 3:01:15 PM  
Karen Holsopple @tendr4u2
@romneycentral PROUDLY displaying ALL of my Romney/Ryan 2012 pictures!!! As well as some anti-Otraitor :-) twitter.com/tendr4u2/statu...
about 2 hours ago
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 3:03:27 PM  

Cyberluddite: ManateeGag: that looks like the Harvard school seal.

Possibly:

[scienceblogs.com image 194x186]


I see cake. Very blurry cake. Is that it? Fartbamo's cake is the lie!??
 
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