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(CNN)   Home building hits four-year high. Both homes reported to be ready for occupancy before winter   ( money.cnn.com) divider line
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2012-10-17 03:04:41 PM  
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HenryFnord: tommyl66:

A zombie 200th greenlight celebration that has risen from the dead? Should we panic?

That's funny. I'll eat you last.

I look forward to being the wafer-thin mint to your Mr. Creosote. Or something.
2012-10-17 02:42:33 PM  
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Prospects are up, sales are up, closings are up ... Our company has hired 8 new people (for a total of 25 employees now) in the last 6 months to keep up with accelerating demand.

Totally false. Everyone knows excess money supply creates jobs and not demand. Let me put it this way. You have a business that makes $1M a year and you have two employees. Now, if I give you more money then you're going to hire more employees because you have more money.

It's what scholarly economists at the American Enterprise Institute call Job Creator Economics. That's how you create jobs. I want to create jobs and get this country moving forward again.
2012-10-17 02:34:45 PM  
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I'll have a small slice of cake... Little bigger. There you go. Thanks.

Good call. The other choice was 'Death'
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