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(Detroit Free Press)   Vandals kill 5,800 fish at hatchery. Workers unsure how many flushes the cleanup will take   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Michigan, do not resuscitate, rushing, workers  
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2012-10-17 11:25:44 AM  
2 votes:
So now it smells like a sorority
2012-10-17 01:00:08 PM  
1 vote:
Good thing it wasn't at a bird hatchery. Obama would have to explain whether or not it was pterorism.
2012-10-17 12:47:18 PM  
1 vote:

HortusMatris: Straelbora: How are they sure is wasn't Ostrogoths?

Huh? I must be too much of a noob to get this reference. Please explain, before blood starts shooting out of my ears!

The Vandals are an 80s-era California pop/punk band. They've got a pretty upbeat, new wave sound and aesthetic, which of course puts them at odds with darker, goth-influenced bands. In particular, Austrian goth bands (or "Ostrogoths" as they are sometimes known) like Chalice, Cryptal Darkness, Darkwell, and Dreams of Sanity have been seen as a reaction against the bright colors and cheerful sarcasm used by the Vandals. 

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2012-10-17 12:07:10 PM  
1 vote:

venerant: The article says they died of oxygen related issues. Does anyone know what kind of oxygen related issues would kill a fish?

Do you know what a fish uses gills for?
2012-10-17 11:27:48 AM  
1 vote:
avoid any "specials" on sushi in the immediate area.
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