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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Man arrested for punching woman whose husband's legal name is Darth Vader. He later advised her that she was unwise to lower her defenses   ( ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line
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2012-10-17 12:11:48 AM  
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At least Padme was good in bed.
2012-10-17 01:08:17 AM  
I find your smack of Faith... disturbing
2012-10-17 01:46:36 AM  
Even Darth Vader gets locked in his house by his wife. Doesn't matter who you are or how many emperors you have killed, don't piss off a woman. It won't end well.
2012-10-17 03:07:04 AM  
Is Darth Vader going to have to force choke a biatch?
2012-10-17 03:09:18 AM  
Good thing the court house is closed after last call. I might have changed my name to Purple People Eater and tattooed it on my best friends a$$.
2012-10-17 03:15:22 AM  
2012-10-17 03:26:06 AM  

phrawgh: NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The single best performance of the entire prequel trilogy.
2012-10-17 03:54:52 AM  
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.
2012-10-17 03:58:06 AM  
Pray he does not alter the deal again
2012-10-17 03:58:19 AM  
Tortoise beats Hare, Hare beats Vader.
2012-10-17 05:01:15 AM  
Anybody got a place I can stay and lay low for a while?
2012-10-17 06:04:01 AM  
"Like the rest of us, Mark had no idea just how terrible that movie would be...but that didn't stop him from legally changing his name to Darth Vader."

Why would not knowing that the movie would suck dissuade you from changing your name when you think the precursors were amazing?

Is there a Toby Ziegler meme picture with which I can express my dissatisfaction? Or I'd settle for a summation of this Sam Seaborn writing assessment.
2012-10-17 09:50:59 AM  
Headline is gold, subby.
2012-10-17 11:44:37 AM  

crazydave023: Pray he does not alter the deal again

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2012-10-17 12:47:20 PM  
Who wouldn't want to deck Natalie Portman for her god-awful acting in the prequels?
2012-10-17 01:03:17 PM  

MattyBlast: Who wouldn't want to deck Natalie Portman for her god-awful acting in the prequels?

Oh come on.... she worked that sulky serious look so hard though!
2012-10-17 03:11:44 PM  
She didn't strike him down or he would become more powerful than she could possibly imagine.
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