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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Steelworker who hung Romney banner on skyscraper says he'd "jump off a building" to get Romney elected, which is a perfect metaphor for the health care he'd have if that came to pass   ( suntimes.com) divider line
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2012-10-16 01:55:57 PM  
5 votes:
eatmybrains.comView Full Size

"Look at me, Romney! It's all for you!"

2012-10-16 02:32:55 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-10-16 04:16:29 PM  
2 votes:

unexplained bacon: Cletus C.: He supports the opposition.
He must die.
Stalin would be proud.

worst haiku ever

Cletus herped some derp
libs mocked him, rightfully so
the world was changed none
2012-10-16 03:04:21 PM  
2 votes:
Romney may have the steel workers but I think we all know how the iron workers are going to vote

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/oh be nice!
2012-10-16 04:36:07 PM  
1 vote:

bonefish: I don't get it. I give up.

Family motto? New Democrat party platform?
2012-10-16 04:20:55 PM  
1 vote:

Cletus C.: Doc Lee: Cletus C.: He supports the opposition.
He must die.
Stalin would be proud.

It's not so much that he supports the opposition. It's more that he supports anti-Americanism. As has been demonstrated numerous times before, the Republicanist Party holds anti-Americanism as one of its core principles. Additionally, why would somebody choose to vote for a "conservative" seeing as there has never, in the history of mankind, been a successful conservative civilization? Why would you vote for something that you know is a) anti-American and b) guaranteed to fail? Is it just team mentality? Is it a mental disorder? Should these anti-Americans be allowed to participate in our society? Or should we treat them as enemies of the American public?

This country shall be healed with hate and derision. That's the proven formula for a successful civilization.

dude's bustin' out a "shall".

2012-10-16 02:45:13 PM  
1 vote:
So the lesson here is if you're in Chicago, no parking on Wacker Drive in front of the Willis (Sears) Tower the day after the election
2012-10-16 02:43:36 PM  
1 vote:

SevenizGud: ...which is still better than under Obama, where he'd be taxed to poverty, then his skin removed with a fork, and then his bloody pulp of a body rolled on a pile of salt.

What! Why does he deserve the platinum package?
2012-10-16 02:39:40 PM  
1 vote:

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: "I can't stand Bill Clinton, George W. Bush or Obama," said Rukavina, who worked for ISI Installation Services in Genoa, Ill.

He hated Bush, yet he supports a man with THE EXACT SAME F*CKING POLICIES.

Jesus, go ahead and jump, old man...

I couldn't stand FDR, but I voted for him four times.
2012-10-16 02:28:18 PM  
1 vote:
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"Go ahead..."

2012-10-16 12:28:21 PM  
1 vote:

PacManDreaming: The Stealth Hippopotamus: The union has spent all the money meant for this healthcare and retirement this guy is farked.

Uh...you do know that the union only negotiates with the company about the workers' healthcare, right? The company actually pays for the healthcare, they don't give the union money to purchase it. But, you know, don't let reality get in the way of what you believe or whatever.

Lol, that's what you think. That's not what Romney says though. Romney says that the Unions are thugs trying to beat up the rich people trying to give me great jobs.
2012-10-16 12:27:38 PM  
1 vote:
Surprisingly, dead people cost very little to maintain.
2012-10-16 11:04:40 AM  
1 vote:
that's the genius of the republican party: getting people whose interests you oppose to vote for you without hesitation. it's stockholm syndrome and mass hypnosis combined.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 11:02:14 AM  
1 vote:
If there is a way to outsource his job to China he will be much safer with Romney.
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