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(ESPN)   Tonight on Monday Night Football it's the Denver Broncos vs. the San Diego Chargers, with Peyton Manning vs. Philip Rivers. Needless to say, there's going to be more Face than in a Dirk Benedict and Bradley Cooper slashfic. 8:30 on ESPN   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Denver Broncos, Monday Night Football, Philip Rivers, Chargers, Peyton Manning, Dirk Benedict, Broncos, power rankings  
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2012-10-16 12:11:11 AM  
11 votes:
I haven't seen 35 unanswered like that since Vince Young took the Wonderlic.
2012-10-16 12:09:04 AM  
3 votes:

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: [ image 360x350]

He didn't go Full Delhomme.


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2012-10-15 11:36:57 PM  
3 votes:
The only way that could have been better is if Champ Bailey had wandered by Rivers and caught the mouthguard for him.
2012-10-16 12:59:23 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-16 12:30:47 AM  
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2012-10-16 12:18:04 AM  
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2012-10-16 12:02:41 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-15 11:46:41 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-15 11:19:42 PM  
2 votes:
Now I want Rivers to get pissed, come back to take the lead, then Pey-Pey's all "haaaaalls no" and then HE comes back to take the lead and then we have 100 touchdowns and I don't care who wins because TOUCHDOWNS
2012-10-15 11:18:52 PM  
2 votes:
i suggest that they use their halftime pep talk at the beginning of the game from now on.
2012-10-15 11:12:24 PM  
2 votes:
Phillip Rivers.

No I didn't misspell his name. He deserves an extra 'L' for LOSER.
2012-10-15 10:08:49 PM  
2 votes:

eddievercetti: [ image 600x450]

I haven't seen a Gates score like that since that TNG episode with the Irish ghost.
2012-10-15 09:10:36 PM  
2 votes:

MBTAhole: My favorite face is John Elways' "I'm pissed off we won because now I can't bench Tebow" face
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I'm pretty sure that's a picture of evil Biff from Back To The Future II.
2012-10-16 06:36:11 AM  
1 vote:
I love threads when the Broncos are playing, the ponies crack me up, especially the gifs.
2012-10-16 01:20:38 AM  
1 vote:

kteela: Tickle Mittens: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Yeah. Redskins too, because that's my brother's team. I promised DiAtribe a couple of years ago that I'd let go my Cowboy Hate for Super Bowl XII, and ONLY because she's so awesome (gorgeous too), I have forgiven them (a little).

Of course, if Di owned the Cowboys I would hate them even less.

/Saw Rivers interview, he's lost, is he?

If I owned the Cowboys, I'd hire a GM so I could just be drunk in the owner's suite all the time.

Also, I'd change the sign on the door to "OWNER'S SWEET" because I'd be the boss of everything and I said so. And then you guys can come over and play MarioKart on the big screen.

Wow. I would actually have to stop being contemptful of the Cowboys. Don't take that joy away from me.

There is as much joy in your own team making Tony Romo cry like a leetle girl as there is in any of life's pleasures.

I was at the game when he was sitting on his ass, crying in front of the North Endzone of then-Qwest field, in the playoffs. Sure, my rational mind knows it was more Witten's fault than Romo's, and Kelly Jennings would have probably blocked the kick anyway. But an ebullient light rose up within me as I watched this dazed and broken man grapple with the confusion of how it came to be that his dreams slipped through his fingers and all his year's labors were undone in a moment he already struggled to remember. And that light's ember still warms me to this day. No one should have to give that up. No man once blessed by it's glow could.
2012-10-16 12:32:30 AM  
1 vote:

muck4doo: RminusQ: So yeah, I'm looking via pro-football-reference for Delhommes of any type. Underrated fact: In the first game of the 2009 season, having had all spring and summer to think over his birthday achievement, Jake himself had 4 picks and a fumble lost for a TD before he was pulled. The third string QB threw a fifth INT for a combined Full-Del.

I also missed a Gus Frerotte Full-Del on 10/14/2007, and a particularly epic attempt by Daunte Culpepper in September 2005 where he had five INTs and TWO fumbles lost--but BOTH lost fumbles were overturned on defensive offsides.

That's as far back as I feel like looking tonight. So since 2005:
Romo 10/7/2007
Frerotte 10/14/2007
Delhomme 1/10/2009 (playoff)
Warner 11/1/2009

Joe Theismann was the first I know about. He threw 5 interceptions on his birthday in 1987.

At least he had 2 legs to stand on
2012-10-16 12:31:24 AM  
1 vote:

JDawgNJ: I haven't seen 35 unanswered like that since Vince Young took the Wonderlic.

You magnificent bastard!
2012-10-16 12:29:04 AM  
1 vote:

knbber2: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Right click on it. Select "Save as".

Thanks, now I have to figure out how to get it into my profile.

myFark -> Edit -> Bio Field 1:
<img src=" rsbadge2.jpg" width="150" height="150">
-> password
-> preview/resize via width="" height="" in pixels
-> save profile
-> jerk off

*not all steps may be necessary to complete operation
2012-10-16 12:27:44 AM  
1 vote:
Missed the thread here, and was watching at the bar. Congrats Rivers! :)
2012-10-16 12:06:29 AM  
1 vote:
Tonight's game has been sponsored by...

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This game was freaking insane. Historic, even. And I am so glad I got to share with you FARKers. Thank you. ^_^

I can't wait for the Jake presentation this week. Robsul82, your work is cut out for you, my friend. :P

I'll see you guys later. If you'll excuse me, I must perfom... THE BRONCOS DANCE OF JOY!!!

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2012-10-16 12:03:12 AM  
1 vote:

kteela: Heh, not a chance. You'll come to our side, player by player. Team by team. It is in the air.

Haha. Broncos, I can do. Bills, sure! Ravens? NEVAR.

/or should that be NEVERMORE? :P

davidphogan: As good news, the Chargers are both tied for the lead in the AFC West, and tied for third in the AFC. So they have that going for them. Which, golly gee that's nice.

My great-grandmother always used to say there's something good about everything. :)

/Although I was rooting for the Ponies in this one, I do feel kinda bad that your guys lost :(
//but at least you're a good sport about it :)
///and I still think you're cool, even with the moutheyes :P
////someone needs to come up with a moutheyes emoticon
2012-10-15 11:49:26 PM  
1 vote:
35-24 DENVER!


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2012-10-15 11:48:42 PM  
1 vote:
Damn, San Diego.
I've got Raiders fans here laughing at your team.
2012-10-15 11:48:05 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: HE DID IT, HE DID IT, RIVERS DID IT

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2012-10-15 11:45:09 PM  
1 vote:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Okay, I"m convinced. From now on, he's "The Sheriff".

Eli's brother..

//ducks out
2012-10-15 11:44:36 PM  
1 vote:

ongbok: Don't ever mention that game again in my presence.


2012-10-15 11:42:17 PM  
1 vote:
Eli would have staged the entirety of the comeback in the final 3 minutes with no timeouts but the 2 minute warning.
Just sayin
2012-10-15 11:42:02 PM  
1 vote:
I haven't seen a Sheriff overcome so much since Virgil Tibbs joined the Sparta police department!
2012-10-15 11:40:52 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: "This bananas game" gave me the giggles. I'm easy like that, though.

2012-10-15 11:39:31 PM  
1 vote:

becksellent: Intel154: How come manning can talk shiat to the line judge?

'Cause he's Peyton Manning?

"And so help me, if you EVER make a call like that again, you are banned from eating Papa Johns, watching Direct TV, charging a Mastercard, driving a Buick, or using Sprint"
2012-10-15 11:38:47 PM  
1 vote:

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2012-10-15 11:37:53 PM  
1 vote:
So who had 59 as the over?
2012-10-15 11:37:40 PM  
1 vote:

Intel154: How come manning can talk shiat to the line judge?

'Cause he's Peyton Manning?
2012-10-15 11:37:16 PM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised a Bronco didn't catch Rivers' mouth guard.
2012-10-15 11:36:42 PM  
1 vote:
rivers could not toss his mouth guard to himself!
2012-10-15 11:36:37 PM  
1 vote:
Rivers doesn't have a Kyle Orton backing him up does he? Are we assured he's coming back out?
2012-10-15 11:36:15 PM  
1 vote:
got up in their grills and said "penis"?
2012-10-15 11:32:50 PM  
1 vote:

xaks: how in the farking HELL is that offensive pass interference?????

No replacement refs "miss me yet?" pics?
2012-10-15 11:22:58 PM  
1 vote:
Chargers losing the lead in one pic...

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2012-10-15 11:17:35 PM  
1 vote:

That's my Chargers.

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2012-10-15 11:13:01 PM  
1 vote:

He looks mad. Or at least I think he does. Does having three tongues sticking out signal anger or is it just two?
2012-10-15 11:10:52 PM  
1 vote:

dletter: MBTAhole: Norv Turner always knows how to get the Chargers demotivated at halftime

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This sandwich is delicious! Applebees has the best burgers! Told you we could leave at the half.

Hey server, can you flip on ESPN, I want to see what the score is.
2012-10-15 11:07:40 PM  
1 vote:

Sunrazor: davidphogan: Sunrazor: What exactly is a turkey hole? A backwoods glory hole?

Have you ever had stuffing on Thanksgiving? It's, well, it's kind of... You'll figure it out.

Goddammit so much. Now I'll never look at the turkey the same way again...

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2012-10-15 11:07:27 PM  
1 vote:
Mrs. Rivers has to deal with seven children? Damn!
2012-10-15 11:05:59 PM  
1 vote:
is there some way to magically convince the broncos that it's always the second half?
2012-10-15 11:05:42 PM  
1 vote:
Don't call it a comeback, the Ponies have been here for years!
2012-10-15 11:03:59 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like to see the Lions and Broncos play. The score would be 3-3 after 3 quarters and end up with a final of 35-34
2012-10-15 10:54:11 PM  
1 vote:

Sunrazor: Tickle Mittens: Sunrazor: When has going for the kill shot on a player going down ever worked out for the tackler? It seems that every time that happens a defensive player goes out. I mean, really

Patrick Willis injured Hasslebeck for a few games, resulted in him coming back for the playoffs against New Orleans.

Well, besides that one time?

//It never is
///Until...never mind

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2012-10-15 10:52:20 PM  
1 vote:
He's like a kid out there.
2012-10-15 10:43:16 PM  
1 vote:

becksellent: kteela: becksellent: Linkster: Denver is ALWAYS Drunk

I hear the altitude does that to you. :P

Heya becks. It is easier to drink up here, but what it *really* does is it makes it fun to out drink friends at sea level.

Go Broncos!!!!!

W00000000000000T! Confirmed!

Hey kteela! :D I bet that is fun, lol.

/We're rooting for the same team tonight, does that mean that the world is going to end? :P

It just means your taste is improving, if only for the night ;)
2012-10-15 10:34:23 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: Well helllloooooo.... I got in just as the game went to halftime. Scrolled through the thread looking for funny pictures. From the absence of funny Rivers pictures and the presence of a lot of downtrodden pony pics, I can only surmise that.... *looks at score*...... good gravy y'all, WHAT HAPPENED?

Suffice to say, the Yakety Sax box was needed.
2012-10-15 10:11:05 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: [ image 600x450]

I haven't seen a Gates score like that since that TNG episode with the Irish ghost.

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2012-10-15 09:59:33 PM  
1 vote:
Mongo only pawn in game of life
2012-10-15 09:57:26 PM  
1 vote:

AliceBToklasLives: davidphogan: davidphogan: AliceBToklasLives: Eli shot Bob Marley?

Wasn't Bob Marley dead before he was born?

Oh, they had a four month overlap. I thought Eli was younger than that. And I thought Bob Marley died before I was born.

I'm thinking something of a Who Shot Mr. Burns kinda thing.

SPOILERS: It was you.

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2012-10-15 09:48:04 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: bulldg4life: When the f*ck did everyone start calling Peyton the sheriff?

When everyone started calling Eli the deputy?

Someone broke the Sheriffs neck, but they did not break the Deputy.
2012-10-15 09:42:28 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-15 09:35:54 PM  
1 vote:
We've secretly replaced Ed Hochuli's crew with Potato refs. Let's see if anyone notices.

/simultaneous possession joke
2012-10-15 09:19:27 PM  
1 vote:

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2012-10-15 09:05:01 PM  
1 vote:

becksellent: Hai guise what's going on in this thread?

A Brony fainting couch convention. How's it going, Becks?
2012-10-15 09:04:40 PM  
1 vote:

FriarReb98: So does Novak randomly piss on the sidelines to make everyone feel like it's Kaeding there?

That was Novak.

Polish Hussar: davidphogan: Polish Hussar: davidphogan: Polish Hussar: seventypercent: expobill: whats with the special teams coach of the chargers?

He's sky high on crystal meth.

A gentleman in that state ran past my middle school, nude. It made Fark.

You're in middle school?

I was, 15 years ago


That Fark Headline happened right behind my Junior High and High School.

Sometimes one wonders how certain stereotypes got started, and then Fark provides the answer.

I saw the health department inspect that place, and ended up turning my meal over to the inspector.

Yay, Chargers!

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Why so serious, ponies?
2012-10-15 09:03:47 PM  
1 vote:
I haven't crunched the numbers or anything, but I think the Chargers are winning the field position battle.
2012-10-15 09:01:28 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-15 08:59:16 PM  
1 vote:
Is he trying to make a case for a non-QB Jake?
2012-10-15 08:57:51 PM  
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2012-10-15 08:53:08 PM  
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2012-10-15 08:48:34 PM  
1 vote:

WhyteRaven74: There needs to be a special award for Sanchez's achievement yesterday, 82 yards passing.

Sachize Award?
2012-10-15 08:30:05 PM  
1 vote:
The TV in our common room (left) broke. Luckily I had a spare TV in my room which I've brought out to hook up to the cable box (right).

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...I'm feeling a little insecure about the size of my equipment.
2012-10-15 08:03:10 PM  
1 vote:

bulldg4life: Ray Lewis, such an amazing guy.

You know, except for the murder.

No one who likes sea turtles is a murderer. No one whose favorite color is purple is a murderer.
2012-10-15 08:02:03 PM  
1 vote:
Ray Lewis, such an amazing guy.

You know, except for the murder.
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