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(WWE)   Will CM Punk again be jobbed out to a senior citizen and a bad Goldberg clone? How many fans will be beaten tonight? Does John Cena also use his special elbow tape on his hefty groupies to prevent jiggle? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   ( wwe.com) divider line
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2012-10-15 08:23:36 PM  
2 votes:

Morrius: That mask really does look like a fruit roll-up.

I haven't seen a fruit roll-up like that since Pat Patterson won with a small package.
2012-10-15 11:53:39 PM  
1 vote:


2012-10-15 10:31:16 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: Mysterio getting a week off because he's got a cold?

Bret Hart defended and lost the IC title to The Mountie with a 143 degree temperature!

A "cold" is the PG way of saying Rey Rey's work visa got stolen by that guy who works for Ricardo
2012-10-15 10:18:41 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: THIS IS AWESOME chant for...Eve having Layla in a headscissors?

Maybe someone saw some beaver.
2012-10-15 10:18:06 PM  
1 vote:

eagles95: I would give anything to be where layla is now

2012-10-15 09:33:26 PM  
1 vote:

The_Y2P_Problem: clintster: Tebowing reference.

What I wouldn't give to see an NFL player do the Undertaker kneel-down after a touchdown.

I'd much rather see Peyton Manning get sacked and the defensive player drape a python over him.

The last time we saw someone with a python draped over them, Bubba The Love Sponge leaked the video.
2012-10-15 09:28:16 PM  
1 vote:
Aw, Kane, did you get into the raspberry jam before this match?
2012-10-15 09:24:56 PM  
1 vote:

Rhames: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]

Hipster Jericho invented Alcohol. And the Armbar

The Ayatollah of Alcohola?
2012-10-15 09:15:23 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: Tebow is a wrestling fan? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

He's a male adult virgin. OF COURSE he's a John Cena fan.
2012-10-15 09:14:55 PM  
1 vote:
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U mad face?
2012-10-15 09:04:40 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, fat fans chanting FEED ME MORE!
2012-10-15 09:02:23 PM  
1 vote:

RevMercutio: In the past 30 years, since entrance music came into vogue, only 2 WWE superstars/divas have had no entrance music. Andre the Giant and Vickie Guerrero.

They share great looks too.
2012-10-15 08:59:59 PM  
1 vote:

KellyKellyKelly: When did Vince start stealing his blazers from the touring company of Guys and Dolls?

Vince has been stealing from Steve Harvey's closet for years.
2012-10-15 08:59:22 PM  
1 vote:
When did Vince start stealing his blazers from the touring company of Guys and Dolls?
2012-10-15 08:53:02 PM  
1 vote:
is that Aces and Eights? Oh.
2012-10-15 08:48:16 PM  
1 vote:

Mind of the North Star: I'd bang those hoes Brodus brings to the ring with him.

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2012-10-15 08:34:04 PM  
1 vote:
Vince should come out, say "No, you won't be facing the one armed man, you'll be facing the one-legged man!" and bring out Zack Gowen.
2012-10-15 08:31:56 PM  
1 vote:
well, why the fark did you pose for the picture if you didn't want to be the devil? that's some silly promo logic.
2012-10-15 08:29:03 PM  
1 vote:
JR';s not Buckethead.

JR hasn't yet lowered himself to play with Axl Rose.
2012-10-15 08:28:14 PM  
1 vote:
JR just called Foley a future HOF? Triple Gagne must be bursting a blood vessel in the back right now.
2012-10-15 08:28:06 PM  
1 vote:

FinFangFark: ring ring ring...banana Punk...

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2012-10-15 08:17:55 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Wanna know a dirty little business about the pizza business?

Pizza Hut is PEOPLE!

I've worked there before; there is nothing close to living in Pizza Hut
2012-10-15 08:06:50 PM  
1 vote:

Fella Fella?

Fella Fella arse Fella?
2012-10-15 08:01:55 PM  
1 vote:
Punk chooses to wrestle BETH PHOENIX in a title vs. career match
2012-10-15 08:00:33 PM  
1 vote:
And here we go. Every fifth fan gets punched at the gate, the 1000th fan in house gets to win clean over Ryder
2012-10-15 03:16:14 PM  
1 vote:

EyeballKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Since they have WWE legends getting in Punk's head lately...

A promo mouth-off between Punk and Scott Steiner would be epic.

Who would serve as the Steiner-to-English translator?

Booker T.
2012-10-15 02:51:52 PM  
1 vote:
Any farkers going to tonight's Raw to see if CM Punk will punch them in the face? Also, looks like we are getting Punk-Cena....again!
2012-10-15 09:30:19 AM  
1 vote:
According to Bleacher Report, Ryback sniped at Goldberg on Twitter, and Goldberg's response was basically: "oh, you're serious? let me laugh harder".
2012-10-15 09:18:55 AM  
1 vote:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Apparently, Ryberg thinks he's better than Goldberg ever was.


Assuming he's not working, his ego is going to take a massive blow when Vince finally sours on him and pushes him down to Superstars to job to Heath Slater.
2012-10-15 09:13:39 AM  
1 vote:
Apparently, Ryberg thinks he's better than Goldberg ever was.

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