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(Yahoo)   The year's worst "Sexy" Halloween costumes. Sexy Ernie & Bert will give subby nightmares   ( shine.yahoo.com) divider line
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2012-10-13 05:54:37 PM  
6 votes:
...and frog.
2012-10-13 05:40:23 PM  
5 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: Who the hell decides to be a real estate agent for Halloween?

Some one with huge tracks of land?
2012-10-13 04:36:26 PM  
5 votes:
Those are awful. Those women should take them off immediately.
2012-10-13 01:12:11 PM  
5 votes:
Nightmares? I would pound the hell out of Ernie dude.. I mean there would be nothin left but teeth and toenails.
2012-10-13 06:33:35 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-10-13 08:13:53 PM  
3 votes:

uncoveror: The hamburger and corn don't look like costumes, just tacky outfits.

I thought the corn just screamed, "Shuck me!"
2012-10-13 06:23:41 PM  
3 votes:

FloydA: BarkingUnicorn: I wonder what they do with all these lame designs when they don't sell.

1) Mark down the price, try to sell next year. If that doesn't work:
2) Bulk-sale to discount retailers (Ross, dollar stores, etc.). If that doesn't work, either
3-A) give to goodwill (the right, but rare thing) or
3-B) damage them so that they can't be scavenged and re-sold, bag or box them up and dump them in landfills. (The more common solution.) 

Pretty decent Slate article about what happens to unsold clothes.

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2012-10-13 11:53:50 PM  
2 votes:
I'd think that Sexy Trayvon Martin would be worse than any of those.
2012-10-13 07:32:24 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-13 06:21:02 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-13 05:22:20 PM  
2 votes:
The chick in the sexy straightjacket gave me the craziest boner...
2012-10-14 12:45:24 PM  
1 vote:

Baloo Uriza: randyripoff: Am I wrong for liking the skunk? Heck, it even looks like a costume.

Nope, I like it, too.

Skunk costume was cool, I liked the corn costume as well. It was the least worst of the crop.
2012-10-13 11:57:20 PM  
1 vote:

L.D. Ablo: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 401x533]

Him: "OH YEAH!"

Entire Halloween party he attended: "OH NOOOOOOO!"
2012-10-13 08:02:58 PM  
1 vote:

anfrind: /how long until "Tea Party protestor" becomes a Halloween costume?

Wait, these aren't Halloween costumes?


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2012-10-13 07:57:14 PM  
1 vote:
I LIKE when women dress slutty. I have no problem with it. It's the only way a guy like me will EVER get a good look at a woman. Don't ruin this for me.
2012-10-13 07:48:49 PM  
1 vote:
We need more Halloween costume threads.
2012-10-13 07:10:24 PM  
1 vote:

xynix: Nightmares? I would pound the hell out of Ernie dude.. I mean there would be nothin left but teeth and toenails.


The chick in the Ernie costume isn't bad either.
2012-10-13 06:41:21 PM  
1 vote:
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 Sorry, I am posting under the influence.
2012-10-13 06:26:16 PM  
1 vote:

WordyGrrl: Oh yeah, I'll bet this costume gets lots of guys laid.

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Only if his buddy shows up with a frat boy butt chugger outfit.
2012-10-13 06:01:25 PM  
1 vote:
How about a sexy Jerry Sandusky and Joe Paterno?
2012-10-13 06:00:56 PM  
1 vote:
Oh yeah, I'll bet this costume gets lots of guys laid.

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2012-10-13 05:58:23 PM  
1 vote:
I'm going as Sexy Spongebob this year.
2012-10-13 05:57:27 PM  
1 vote:

stewbert: Know how I know the writers gay?

Because they don't want to bang women dressed in dismembered Muppets?
2012-10-13 05:51:48 PM  
1 vote:
I am old, here are my Slutoween fap pictures

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2012-10-13 05:51:15 PM  
1 vote:
I am glad I don't know Sarah B. Weir. Not only does she sound fat, she sounds like she hates sex, fun, and life.
2012-10-13 05:50:35 PM  
1 vote:
If by nightmare you mean wetdream, then yeah.
2012-10-13 05:49:05 PM  
1 vote:
Know how I know the writers gay?
2012-10-13 05:42:53 PM  
1 vote:
I hate Slutoween. I miss good old fashioned Halloween.
2012-10-13 04:02:29 PM  
1 vote:
Who the hell decides to be a real estate agent for Halloween?
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