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(Daily Breeze)   It's people. Bumble Bee is made out of people   ( dailybreeze.com) divider line
    More: Sad, bumblebees, Los Angeles County District Attorney, occupational safety, work accident, oven, Pat Menke  
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2012-10-13 04:07:20 AM  
9 votes:
Must be suicide; before separating from his co-workers, he told them that if they needed him, he'd be in the can.
2012-10-13 03:46:02 AM  
5 votes:
We all remembered that dark, dark day when Charlie finally broke. His raging screams of "NOW WHO'S SORRY?!?" still ring in my ears.
2012-10-13 02:36:06 AM  
4 votes:
♫ Yum yum, Bumble Bee, Bumble Bee tuna / love that tuna made from...me ♫

/ adds *being cooked in an industrial over* to the top my list of ways I don't want to die.
2012-10-13 08:42:44 AM  
3 votes:

Paris1127: Must be suicide; before separating from his co-workers, he told them that if they needed him, he'd be in the can.

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2012-10-13 03:43:33 AM  
3 votes:
It's, like, person, but from the sea? Person of the Sea?
2012-10-13 01:41:01 AM  
3 votes:
You can tune a piano, but you can't cook your friend.
2012-10-13 08:37:39 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-13 02:18:39 AM  
2 votes:
That's what happens when Salad Fingers is your quality control guy.
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2012-10-13 06:24:06 PM  
1 vote:
THE F*CK you guys? We have a perfectly nice "Guy gets cooked to death in a tuna oven" thread and you have to shiat politics all over it.

Sometimes I hate this place.
2012-10-13 11:49:19 AM  
1 vote:
Bumble Bee Foods officials identified the man as Jose Melena, a 6-year employee of the business.

One quick call to the Marketing Department and one hour later:

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2012-10-13 11:26:51 AM  
1 vote:
♫Jose can you steam
by the prawn's early light♪

2012-10-13 10:34:57 AM  
1 vote:
Hey wait a second...remember the 800 lb. fat guy that got chopped up and cremated? Well, there you go! Now we know what to do with an 800 lb. fat guy that wants to be cremated.
2012-10-13 10:22:49 AM  
1 vote:
: hitlersbrain: Keep voting republican and you can see stories like this every day.

Obvious troll is obvious. Use some tact.

Democrats aren't bright enough to spell "tact," so for them to actually use it is expecting too much.
The Left Side of the Bell Curve is very much committed to Projecting. They consistently accuse their perceived enemies of what they themselves do. Example: They are "smarter" than Republicans.

2012-10-13 09:33:04 AM  
1 vote:
Bumblebee Tuna!
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2012-10-13 09:28:26 AM  
1 vote:
Rescuers who responded to a 9-1-1 call pronounced the man dead at the scene, police said.

A job well done.
2012-10-13 09:23:48 AM  
1 vote:
Sorry Charlie
2012-10-13 09:11:32 AM  
1 vote:

vartian: ♫ Yum yum, Bumble Bee, Bumble Bee tuna / love that tuna made from...me ♫

Mephiskapheles - The Bumble Bee Tuna Song

/gonna be in my head all day now
2012-10-13 07:25:44 AM  
1 vote:
That's no way for a man to die. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
2012-10-13 02:14:57 AM  
1 vote:
Dolphin safe. Not Dolphins Fan safe.
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