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(Huffington Post)   Attention Women, GOP Senatorial candidate Rick Berg (R-eal Asshole) says if you're raped and get pregnant as a result, it's your responsibility to raise the child because abortion is never the answer   ( divider line
    More: Sick, North Dakota Republican Party, North Dakota Senate, Senate Candidate, GOP, North Dakota, rape victim, Equal Pay Act, human beings  
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4116 clicks; posted to Politics » on 12 Oct 2012 at 11:00 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-13 12:35:05 AM  
7 votes:
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2012-10-12 08:58:23 PM  
5 votes:
What if Rick Berg was held down and anally raped by a 300 lb bear and he became pregnant with a jelly baby? Bet he'd change his mind then.
2012-10-12 11:30:47 PM  
3 votes:
Remember, the GOP is protecting the rights of raped women to bear their children. After all, rape is the only way that conservative reproduce.
2012-10-12 10:18:52 PM  
2 votes:
Lobbing a few bombs that kill a few hundred million children? that about right. But kill a zygote? That's murder!
2012-10-12 10:06:23 PM  
2 votes:

GAT_00: Question: how can you be "pro-life" while cutting the safety net and being pro-war? Both of those are against life.

George Carlin had it right. "They're not pro-life, they're anti-woman"

/also, "Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fark in the first place?"
2012-10-12 09:33:44 PM  
2 votes:

PapaChester: GOPs got rape on the mind. Again.

First they railed on gays, until many of them were proven to be gay.
Now they rail on about rape.......

Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there.

Mother rapers.

Father stabbers.

Father rapers!

Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!
2012-10-12 08:55:37 PM  
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: What a dick. I will never fathom why a woman would vote GOP.

Because their man tells them to.
2012-10-12 07:56:41 PM  
2 votes:
I mean, you CAN'T give the kid to the rapist. That's just wrong!
2012-10-12 07:33:04 PM  
2 votes:
GOPs got rape on the mind. Again.

First they railed on gays, until many of them were proven to be gay.
Now they rail on about rape.......
2012-10-13 02:24:20 PM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: If I am ever raped and become pregnant as a result, I am listing Rick Berg as the father and then giving up all of my parental rights.

I like the cut of your jib. Fancy going for a drink somewhere?
2012-10-13 04:02:50 AM  
1 vote:

FrailChild: Summoner101: Maybe you should tell the Republicans to stop bringing it up?

Read the transcripts - read this very article. It's one of those news cycle hot button issues at the moment... every Republican getting grilled about rape to perpetuate it. I'm sure it's a talking point that Obama's team distributed to the reporters that he socializes with... attends their weddings... to former Democrat campaign staffers... you know, most of the media...

Hrmmmm...Republicans could A) not constantly elect bigoted douchebags, or B) complain when people point out that Republicans keep electing bigoted douchebags. Clearly B is the choice of champions.
2012-10-13 03:01:17 AM  
1 vote:
Sigh, wrong again libs. Not only does this show that evolution is wrong, but that God intends on women raising rape babies.

If evolution is true and God didn't want to have rape babies, women would have evolved the maze-like vaginas that ducks have. Since womens vaginas have no mazes in them, evolution is false and abortion is a sin.
2012-10-13 01:03:53 AM  
1 vote:
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/'Shopped this as a stupid joke while stoned.
//Never thought I'd have so many opportunities to use the bloody thing.
2012-10-13 12:36:31 AM  
1 vote:

bulldg4life: Zeppelininthesky: The sad part is some women are actually eating up this shiat with a spoon and will vote for them no matter what.

That's because the women are under the impression that every abortion is wrong except for theirs

I have one acquaintance who rails against all abortions, even hers. Conveniently, she's not raising that bastard.

Cake / Eat It Too 2012
2012-10-13 12:28:19 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-13 12:19:32 AM  
1 vote:

Charlie Freak: Lost Thought 00: Gyrfalcon: Have these guys not figured out that every time they open their mouths about rape they lose voters? God is not going to vote them into office all by himself.

It's North Dakota. He has an R next to his name. He could be named Hitler, he'll still win

I don't know about that, Heitkamp actually has a chance. In unrelated news (csb time), in a few weeks I get to play at a GOTV rally that she and Ryan Taylor (governatorial candidate) will be at.

Which reminds me, (more csb) I played the state Republican convention a few years ago - that was a, well, interesting gig. We were a funk and soul band and when we came on stage and started to play it was hard stares and farkin' crickets, man. And we were killing it - Earth Wind and Fire, Stevie Wonder, L.T.D., all of it. About 30 minutes of no response I told the horn players to take a break. We started playing country music and no shiat, the audience all started two-stepping. If this sounds like the Bob's Country Bunker scene from Blues Brothers, that would be the best way to describe it - the only thing missing was goddamned chicken wire. Talk about a mis-hire, even though I told them exactly what we were... Rates as one of my top weirdest farking gigs ever.

Afterward I got a call from one of the candidates (who was a musician) to go on the road with him. I told him I was flattered and I'd have to think about it. The current Tea Party moniker hadn't yet been coined, but after checking his website, it was apparent this guy was that to the nines. Lots of songs about 'Merica. Blah. I politely declined. These days it wouldn't be so polite.

That is a CSB. Who the fark doesn't love Earth, Wind, & Fire, anyway?
2012-10-13 12:11:43 AM  
1 vote:

Ryker's Peninsula: Rapeney / Rapeyn 2012

Ahh, the Rapeblican ticket
2012-10-13 12:09:00 AM  
1 vote:
Rapeney / Rapeyn 2012
2012-10-12 11:40:11 PM  
1 vote:
GOPwinkle: "Hey media, watch me garner votes by pulling misogynistic bullshiat out of my ass!"
MSM: "Again? But that trick never works!"
GOPwinkle: "This time for sure!"
2012-10-12 11:31:13 PM  
1 vote:

bobbette: I miss the good old days when the GOP was all about consensual man-on-man or openly fapping to Sarah Palin instead of the Rapeublicanism of the last year.

These guys' burning shame-obsession with sex combined with their coercive and repressive Puritanism is just bizarre and psychologically warped. Nobody talks about sex in politics as much as these people, and when they do, they are constantly talking about forcibly penetrating and controlling women's bodies.

This is farked up.

Don't forget their weird obsession with the intimate details of gay anal sex. My gay college roomate did not talk about dicks in butts as much as the GOP
2012-10-12 11:24:36 PM  
1 vote:

Relatively Obscure: Brick-House: I personally don't agree with this, but I fail to see how this gets the sick tag? And many women have had babies that resulted from rape, some raising them, some putting them up for adoption.

Is it safe to assume that they weren't forced to do so?

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2012-10-12 11:07:45 PM  
1 vote:

Bucky Katt: What is this Republican fascination about rape?

Have you seen our Republican congresscritters? Do you think most of them have ever had actual consensual sex with a woman?
2012-10-12 09:49:03 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: "I'm pro-life, I'm concerned about the unborn and people who can't take care of themselves."

I'm calling bullshiat on that last part.

Oh, it's simple. They're talking about people on respirators, being hydrated and fed via a tube, kept in cardiac rhythm with a pacemaker, who show no sign of brain activity. Those people should be protected until natural death.

/"natural death"
//It's pretty much my favorite idiotic pro-lifer phrase
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