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(Daily Mail)   Bad: Woman loses her hair due to chemotherapy. Cool: Her husband shaves his head to show his support. FARK: Husband discovers he has a stage III melanoma on his newly shaved scalp   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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Hershey Highway Patrol
2012-10-12 03:05:50 PM  
7 votes:
I hope he doesn't shave his balls.
beantowndog [TotalFark]
2012-10-12 02:22:24 PM  
6 votes:
The lesson: women cause cancer
Arkanaut
2012-10-12 04:25:21 PM  
5 votes:
And they both get combs for Christmas.
kronicfeld [TotalFark]
2012-10-12 02:28:24 PM  
5 votes:
This proves that God has a plan. He had to give the wife cancer so that the husband could find his own. Without God's intervention, this man would have died. Praise and glory be.

Someone somewhere has said this, I guarantee.
ArkPanda [TotalFark]
2012-10-12 04:51:26 PM  
3 votes:

spr: Melanoma is easily cured with Hash Oil. very simple fix. Breast cancer is harder, but also curable, especially if the person *has NOT* ruined their DNA with chemotherapy.

It seems whacky, its not in the mainstream consciousness -- but we're curing people by the thousands, all over the world with this stuff.

http://phoenixtears.ca/


You sure you don't mean Phoenix Down? That stuff's great, I hear it can practically bring you back from the dead.
MaxxLarge
2012-10-12 04:20:07 PM  
3 votes:

Hershey Highway Patrol: I hope he doesn't shave his balls.


Actually, I kinda hope he DOES.
Tsar_Bomba1
2012-10-12 05:26:41 PM  
2 votes:

beantowndog: The lesson: women cause cancer


Nope. He got it from reading Mail Online...
ultraholland
2012-10-12 04:24:17 PM  
2 votes:
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a biopsy.
RedPhoenix122 [TotalFark]
2012-10-12 04:04:13 PM  
2 votes:

Gig103: kronicfeld: This proves that God has a plan. He had to give the wife cancer so that the husband could find his own. Without God's intervention, this man would have died. Praise and glory be.

I know you're being sarcastic, but it's the sort of comment that I would see on my Facebook NewsFeed with "18 shares" and "35 likes".


In the form of a jpg with white text on a black background and something about "share in the next 15 mins or you will get cancer."
I_C_Weener [TotalFark]
2012-10-12 02:34:52 PM  
2 votes:
She's contagious.
halotosis
2012-10-12 07:28:25 PM  
1 vote:
Dylan and Eric:

Totally understand this is not medical advice. :) And yes, I've been buried in data, along with my own research. I like to know EVERYTHING, so my question was really out of curiosity, rather than concern for myself. The pathology of my tumor was done by two pathologists, one at the university hospital here (and they are VERY well respected) and one at the hospital where it was removed. Thanks for the info. :)

And yeah, I'm on a standard RCHOP protocol, half way through. One of the oncologists I saw (at the university) told me to be more afraid of being hit by a bus than dying of this. Then my first day of chemo I meet a nice guy who drives the a city bus also starting treatment for NHL. The prophecy has been laid, this nice old guy is gonna hit me with a bus some day.
Professor Science [BareFark]
2012-10-12 06:51:35 PM  
1 vote:

Morgellons: You're right, it couldn't have been the Rituxan, that would be crazy that a drug specifically designed to treat lymphoma would, you know, treat lymphoma...

/Can't tell if trolling or just retarded


Now pay attention, children: Read the username, then read the comment. That there is proper irony.
fusillade762 [TotalFark]
2012-10-12 06:09:11 PM  
1 vote:

Electromax: Arkanaut: And they both get combs for Christmas.

Ha!


Came for "The Gift of the Magi" references, leaving satisfied.
Electromax
2012-10-12 04:45:44 PM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: And they both get combs for Christmas.


Ha!
BarkingUnicorn
2012-10-12 03:43:09 PM  
1 vote:

beantowndog: The lesson: women cause cancer


Shaving your head causes cancer.
Gig103
2012-10-12 02:59:00 PM  
1 vote:

kronicfeld: This proves that God has a plan. He had to give the wife cancer so that the husband could find his own. Without God's intervention, this man would have died. Praise and glory be.


I know you're being sarcastic, but it's the sort of comment that I would see on my Facebook NewsFeed with "18 shares" and "35 likes".
 
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