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(BBC)   I don't know who you are. But I have a very particular set of skills, skills that - ... is that a penis?   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Weird, Italian Police, shantytowns, transsexuals, Bucharest  
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2012-10-12 09:59:30 PM  
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When I first move to Las Vegas from Idaho I struck up a conversation with a transformer... I mean there's not really any transformer's where I'm from so I really didn't know anything about it.

So... she (or he or whatever) starts telling me that most transformer's wind up in prostitution because they don't really fit in with the normal gay community and certainly don't fit in with the straight community. It's hard to find a job, more difficult to live a normal life, leads to depression, some get into drugs, and overwhelmingly... prostitution.

It really tore at my heart strings, you know? I mean she talked for probably 20 minutes about the ins and outs of it and how the roller-coaster of life winds up there.

It was pretty sad, but finally I just had to tell her, "Look... I'm not paying you to talk."
2012-10-12 05:05:32 PM  
1 vote:

Noekken: TFA says that the group was made up of Brazilians and Italians and that the arrests took place in "three Italian regions."

I know what a Brazilian is, but what the heck is an Italian?
. . . and on what region of the body do you get one?

/Maybe I really do not want to know

An 'Italian' is when the put gel in it and comb it. They remove nothing.

2012-10-12 04:16:56 PM  
1 vote:
Am I the only one that finds the line "28 suspected members " hilarious in this context?

2012-10-12 03:12:19 PM  
1 vote:
I can not conceive of the perversion required to have enough demand for transsexual prostitutes that they must be imported from other countries. Can there possibly be that many seriously twisted Italians?

And how do you "recruit" such people? "If you'll put on a dress and let other people fark you I'll fly you to Italy."

My brain does not want to believe such a thing exists.
2012-10-12 12:55:42 PM  
1 vote:
When you say "is that a penis?" in Liam Neeson's voice from Taken......you have no soul if you don't at least smile.
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