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(Indiegogo)   I think we should get the internet to buy Biden a Trans Am (Update: donation link now LIVE)   ( indiegogo.com) divider line
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2012-10-12 04:27:48 PM  

crab66: damianjames: The only things that idiot could do was shrug his shoulders and "huh..." a lot. Lost all respect for him.

Ryan? Yeah.


Ryan? No respect to lose.
 
2012-10-12 04:27:51 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Vanity plate:

BGFKNDL


How about:

MLARKEY
 
2012-10-12 04:28:38 PM  
Richielaw has officially reached legendary status.

(golf clap)
 
2012-10-12 04:28:46 PM  

Glenford: buy him a hearse..and make sure he is in it...in a coffin!!


I don't get it.

BECAUSE HE'S DEAD!

Oh, so you're saying he'd be dead in the coffin, in the hearse. Okay. I get it now. Thank's for explaining.
 
2012-10-12 04:29:08 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Number 1 Result for Google: Joe Biden Trans Am


Keep it up, Farkers!
 
2012-10-12 04:29:12 PM  
Oh man, this is too much fun.
 
2012-10-12 04:29:21 PM  
ok who donated $2?
 
2012-10-12 04:30:10 PM  
"Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!
 
2012-10-12 04:30:24 PM  

Nezorf: TetrisBlock: Nezort: Also Joe Biden is another typical politician who rarely makes any significant charitable contributions of his own accord and with his own money.

As a former Delawarean, fark YOU. Joe Biden doesn't make significant charitable contributions with his own money because the dude barely has any money at all. He's been a long-term Senator from Delaware, where damn-near every corporation and bank in the world is located, and his net worth is about $250k. Read that again: $250k. Dude lives in Wilmington, and took the train to DC in the morning for his senate gig. This is a guy that could easily be living the high life, underwritten by any one of thousands of deeply cash-laden corporations that agree with him, but that's not how he rolls.

I wish more people knew about the real Joe Biden. He's a stand-up motherfarker. Do not farking dismiss Joe farking Biden. He's been doing good work for the people for over 30 years, and he's not a rich man for it. 

FYI: misquote
You wanted to quote
GT_bike:


Dammit! Sorry, man.
 
2012-10-12 04:30:32 PM  

CptnSpldng: Meanwhile some poor schmoe trying to sell his Trans Am has to go hungry or miss his rent payment? Let's spread it all around. In the karmic sense of things, the greatest good we do today could be paying someone for a used car. Who knows?


Sure, sounds good to me. Help find the perfect car for Smokin' Joe. Look on Cars.com for Owner Sale (not dealer sale) and see what you find.
 
2012-10-12 04:30:53 PM  
The One True TheDavid:

For fark's sake, just shut up already. Goddamn.
 
2012-10-12 04:30:56 PM  

rjucksch: "Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!


Christ almighty, we have reached demigod status.
 
2012-10-12 04:31:05 PM  

rjucksch: "Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!


No way. Seriously?
 
2012-10-12 04:31:11 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: ok who donated $2?


I just noticed that, too.
 
2012-10-12 04:31:50 PM  

sethen320: Not possible.


I've given up trying to counter the derp. Like Yahoo's email service, the news over there is totally batshiat insane.
 
2012-10-12 04:32:05 PM  

Hack Patooey: JusticeandIndependence: ok who donated $2?

I just noticed that, too.


Is that we everyone is giving that "who farted ya'll?" face?
 
2012-10-12 04:32:24 PM  
In for $5 - Ill pay for TF for a month for anyone who puts $100 in (and can prove it)
 
2012-10-12 04:32:42 PM  
The best thing in the world Romney can do is to donate $10,000 to this. He would totally steal this.
 
2012-10-12 04:32:42 PM  

uber humper:

You misunderstand, moron, I think this is wonderful.

Retarded for saying wait 90 days? That's not retarded, that's how it should be handled. In just a little more than 90 days, there is a good change he will not be employed by the government. He can't receive the gift while employed by the government. If they are reelected, give it to charity.


No, I totally got your intent, jackass, hence the "retarded" tag.


"clicks on Ignore User for the 15th time in this thread"
 
2012-10-12 04:32:45 PM  
Does every stupid meme have to become a real-life thing? If you think this is epic or random or whatever then go back to reddit and stay there.
 
2012-10-12 04:32:58 PM  

Bontesla: PallMall: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/joe-biden-fans-raising-money-buy- vp-trans-192630243.html

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/10/12/1143759/-Help-Give-Joe-The-B i rd

http://insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=278518

http://www.blast-o-rama.com/2012/10/12/vp-joe-biden-has-a-kick-ass-tr a ns-am-for-real-and-for-charity/

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2012/10/somebody-wants-you-to-help-b u y-a-trans-am-for-joe-biden/

The day Fark made the news?


I'm sure Fark has had a few of those days.
 
2012-10-12 04:33:03 PM  
This is just the sort of thing that could turn the "Biden Bounce" into the "Biden Bump and Grind".

This could seriously affect the outcome of the election. I hope RichieLaw remembers us when he gets his ambassadorship to Slovenia.
 
2012-10-12 04:33:24 PM  
Its hit Jalopnik!

http://jalopnik.com/5951351/some-people-on-the-internet-are-trying-to - buy-a-trans-am-for-joe-biden
 
2012-10-12 04:33:38 PM  
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Who I imagine the haters in this thread to be.
 
2012-10-12 04:34:08 PM  

Internet Meme Rogers: The One True TheDavid:

For fark's sake, just shut up already. Goddamn.


Yeah, farking fark.
 
2012-10-12 04:34:24 PM  
This is the most awesome thing I've seen on the Internet since we Rickrolled the Mets.

I LOVE YOU, INTERNET!!!

*dry-humps laptop*
 
2012-10-12 04:34:29 PM  

Bontesla: rjucksch: "Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!

No way. Seriously?


That's not THE Kim Kardashian, merely a fan. However, it will sure to be re-tweeted by other KK fans, and so on...

I notice that both Katy Perry and Bieber fans on Twitter are picking up the story, too.

It's all good.
 
2012-10-12 04:34:35 PM  

vernonFL: [www.ridelust.com image 640x346]

Who I imagine the haters in this thread to be.


THEM DAMN DUKE BOYS!
 
2012-10-12 04:34:41 PM  
This thread makes me all tingly in my nether region.

Down for a 10 spot.
 
2012-10-12 04:35:00 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Shakin_Haitian wrote back:

Here ya go. Go find one that'll help you, instead of crying on fark about it. They can't help you if they don't know you exist.

The useful options in that Google link you posted point to charities for children in Wisconsin. Even adding "Kentucky" to the search doesn't help much: besides "for children" there's a link to a group providing dental care for survivors of domestic abuse, another category I don't fall in.

Like I said, if there was a charity out there that would help ME with MY dental problems I wouldn't be bothering with this. There probably is a solution I don't know about, but you haven't found it for me. Sorry.

In another thread I demonstared my ability to Google up something a kid in Bumfark, North Dakota can do instead of shooting himself in class; you might as well assume I could find help for myself if it were so easily done on the Intert00bs.

Maybe y'all should ask Biden what he thinks. You know, something like "Should we buy you a Trans Am or get this guy some (much cheaper) dental work?"

And there's no need for an either/or, really: y'all can buy him a Trans Am AND get me some teeth.

I'd only need about $2000. And I'm okay with taking the bus for the rest of my life.


So what you're saying is that you want someone else to do the work of finding a charity that'll help you? Go to a local community center or church. Not everything is on the internet.

On a side note, has anyone posted a link to slashdot? I think they're still pretty active.
 
2012-10-12 04:35:24 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: Bontesla: rjucksch: "Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!

No way. Seriously?

That's not THE Kim Kardashian, merely a fan. However, it will sure to be re-tweeted by other KK fans, and so on...

I notice that both Katy Perry and Bieber fans on Twitter are picking up the story, too.

It's all good.


So, TMZ in 5...4...3...2...
 
2012-10-12 04:35:45 PM  

assjuice: Does every stupid meme have to become a real-life thing? If you think this is epic or random or whatever then go back to reddit and stay there.


Your wayfarers are crooked.
 
2012-10-12 04:36:00 PM  

FinFangFark: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: rjucksch: As can be expected, the comments on the Yahoo article are dripping with derp.

They're amazing. Yahoo must be where all the right-wing haters go to get their news.

My favorite was the one about Farkers being retarded for buying him a gas guzzler.

C'mon people...REALLY?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 636x477]


I accidentally 'funnied' you and I didn't mean to. Sorry. Sure you're a hoot, though!
 
2012-10-12 04:36:01 PM  
I just got a third-party ping from the guy at Yahoo that wrote the article. I replied with generic "Yep, it was us", but with no details.. we'll see where it goes...
 
2012-10-12 04:36:11 PM  

assjuice: Does every stupid meme have to become a real-life thing? If you think this is epic or random or whatever then go back to reddit and stay there.


"I was into meme's before they became meme's"

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2012-10-12 04:36:11 PM  

Ricardo Klement: The best thing in the world Romney can do is to donate $10,000 to this. He would totally steal this.


Seriously, that would be legendary!! Talk about dividing by zero. Peoples head would implode, not asplode. And that $10,000 would get more news coverage than the millions he's spent in advertising.

The only problem is it won't happen because of at least 1 charity involved: GLAAD. He couldn't risk his money going to that charity given his platform and religion.

But, totally one up every single person in America ever for Trolling.

Mr. Romney, we won't send your $10,000 to GLAAD if you donate it, we promise!
 
2012-10-12 04:36:17 PM  
Just tweeted the Car Talk guys :)
 
2012-10-12 04:36:42 PM  

Bontesla: I_Love_Cheesecake: Bontesla: rjucksch: "Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!

No way. Seriously?

That's not THE Kim Kardashian, merely a fan. However, it will sure to be re-tweeted by other KK fans, and so on...

I notice that both Katy Perry and Bieber fans on Twitter are picking up the story, too.

It's all good.

So, TMZ in 5...4...3...2...


Good lord. Next thing you know we'll have Wolf Blitzer scrolling through a hologram of this Fark thread.
 
2012-10-12 04:36:47 PM  
The charity description is a work of art.
 
2012-10-12 04:37:15 PM  

ultraholland: Mercutio74: 8 track or GTFO.

nah dawg, Joe deserves an upgrade.


Joe doesn't want an upgrade. It's how he rolls.
 
2012-10-12 04:37:40 PM  
In for $10 on the biatchin' TA
 
2012-10-12 04:37:55 PM  

assjuice: Does every stupid meme have to become a real-life thing? If you think this is epic or random or whatever then go back to reddit and stay there.


I imagine that, any time you want, you could go out and create an international news story?

You conservatives spend so much time looking at astroturf, you don't recognize real grass roots when you see them.

It's hilarious, and sad ... like cows in a twister ... or cheering for the Bills.
 
2012-10-12 04:37:58 PM  

Hack Patooey: I just got a third-party ping from the guy at Yahoo that wrote the article. I replied with generic "Yep, it was us", but with no details.. we'll see where it goes...


If he writes back you may want to ask him to update the article. The last part of the charity clarification was changed after he published his version and he quoted the earlier part.
 
2012-10-12 04:38:10 PM  
another option on cars.com asking $11K

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2012-10-12 04:38:48 PM  
This is an old joke and requires props, but its fun.

Whats the sound a '78 Trans Am makes when you open the door?

*drop 3 empty beer cans on the pavement*
 
2012-10-12 04:38:56 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Bontesla: I_Love_Cheesecake: Bontesla: rjucksch: "Kim Kardashian Live" just tweeted the story, shait is officially on!

No way. Seriously?

That's not THE Kim Kardashian, merely a fan. However, it will sure to be re-tweeted by other KK fans, and so on...

I notice that both Katy Perry and Bieber fans on Twitter are picking up the story, too.

It's all good.

So, TMZ in 5...4...3...2...

Good lord. Next thing you know we'll have Wolf Blitzer scrolling through a hologram of this Fark thread.


That would be magical
 
2012-10-12 04:39:03 PM  

Nobodyn0se: The One True TheDavid:

Kim, it would have never occurred to me to take up a collection for dental work on Fark if this really stupid and useless thread weren't already here.

Donating well over $1,500 to The Wounded Warriors, Doctors Without Borders, etc. is "stupid and useless"?

Can I quote you on that?


I was talking about buying Biden a Trans Am. Which is what the thread was set up for. Or is that too subtle for you?

As to collecting for "The Wounded Warriors, Doctors Without Borders, etc.," that's a very good idea. It's too bad it took y'all Farkers a thread proposing buying a Trans Am for Biden to make it happen.

Like I said, y'all could just add TheDavid's New Teeth to the charity list. Unfortunately it's not tax-deductible (yet), but then true charity does not necessarily equal a tax deduction.

How's this: on my Fark profile I'll link to a blog with photos of what generous Farkers' donations have enabled me to accomplish.

And I'll heartily and sincerely thank you individually, in public or in private, by name and/or username, as you specify.

What Would Biden Do?
 
2012-10-12 04:39:59 PM  

Sofa King Smart: another option on cars.com asking $11K

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If you want the one from The Onion, thats i!
 
2012-10-12 04:40:06 PM  
It's on GrassRootsMotorsports of course, but it's registration only unfortunately.
 
2012-10-12 04:40:08 PM  
Meanwhile on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue....

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