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(Planet Ivy)   Sperm shortage in China means enterprising men are being paid to help women get pregnant: The donor recommends "sexual intercourse would be his preferred method to success"   ( planetivy.com) divider line
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2012-10-12 01:21:39 PM  
3 votes:
Still a shortage of green eyed ladies in china

/causes big trouble
2012-10-12 12:00:28 PM  
2 votes:
"Are you having a boy or an abortion?"
2012-10-12 09:47:47 AM  
2 votes:
they don't want your nasty gwei lo sperm .So you can just cool your jets .
2012-10-12 03:01:37 PM  
1 vote:
To decrease the population in China, scientists have made sperm taste like chocolate.
2012-10-12 02:51:47 PM  
1 vote:
I think I see the problem here......

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2012-10-12 02:47:38 PM  
1 vote:
Would they want me? 6' 2", 205 lbs, red hair, blue-green eyes, IQ measured at 129, no genetic diseases. What kind of weird kid would I father with a Chinese chick?
2012-10-12 02:28:42 PM  
1 vote:

Skyfrog: Don't they have kind of a population problem anyway?


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Not like india, which is totally farked.
2012-10-12 02:27:01 PM  
1 vote:

shifter_: Just remember that when the next generation of Chinese are 6ft 3, 280 pounds, and dying at 25 from genetic heart disease it was because the economy needed it!

As the father of two half-Chinese children who will also get to check the Hispanic box when they fill out their Form 4473s, I have to say that the mix works out well.

They're both thin (from my wife's side) but they have my heavier bone structure and muscle. Interestingly, they both have better vision than either of us had at that age. My son looks more Chinese in the face, but he has broad shoulders and the muscle mass to knock my wife over... at five.

My daughter is taller than her peers and more graceful. Her talent show entry this year was a Kung Fu form with the Chinese broadsword (private schools don't freak out about sport weapons). Two weekends ago, she asked to take a turn on my silenced M-14, and she drilled a shot 4 inches directly above the bullseye at 200 yards. She complained a little about the recoil, and I told her it might be a little too much gun for an 8 year old.

They both read and do math a couple grades above their age-group.

Basically, it seems the genetic shortcomings of my wife and I washed out and the better stuff dominated. The one question outstanding is whether the kids got the Asian alcohol intolerance, or my iron liver, which will have to wait.

So, Chinese ladies, mix it up a bit. I think you'll like the results.
2012-10-12 02:26:27 PM  
1 vote:
Since when have the Chinese had trouble reproducing?

And how does a country whose demographics are skewing heavily male have a sperm shortage?
2012-10-12 02:19:59 PM  
1 vote:
If they would only allow Chinese girls. These Chinese boys are farking stupid, arrogant without cause, and move in a herd.

/went to school in the NW.
//'MOVE, motherfarkers' in Cantonese is a good phrase to know in Seattle.
2012-10-12 02:12:46 PM  
1 vote:
Meanwhile, in Japan.
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2012-10-12 01:38:14 PM  
1 vote:

Pud: Almost makes me want to troll eBay. Stranger spunk with a $100 minimum.

//Hell, I just might try it anyway just to see what happens.

I had to type in "human semen" on eBay just to find out... nothing, looks like they've banned it. Probably long ago. Probably the first thing they did on Day 1.
2012-10-12 01:33:19 PM  
1 vote:

RockofAges: rcuhljr: Fano: Still a shortage of green eyed ladies in china

/causes big trouble

It's all in the reflexes.

As I own one of these bad boys...

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this post is relevant to my interests.

As someone who watched that movie so many times as a kid that the VCR couldn't even correct the tracking anymore, that is awesome.

/I hunted down a dvd copy of the movie when I went to college.
//I first thought someone had made a mistake because it wasn't the movie I wanted.
///Our taped from a tape version growing up didn't have the opening lawyer seen with Egg Shen
2012-10-12 01:28:05 PM  
1 vote:
Pffft, there is a culture that has never had or will have a shortage of semen it's the Chinese.
2012-10-12 01:21:31 PM  
1 vote:
So, how many animals must go extinct so they can pop a boner this time?.
2012-10-12 09:37:48 AM  
1 vote:
on a completely unrelated note, how much is a flight to China these days?
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