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(Politico)   Lindsay Lohan backs Romney. Some would call this the Kiss of Death....but realistically it probably just the Kiss of Herpes Simplex Type 1   ( politico.com) divider line
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2012-10-12 03:50:41 PM  
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skrat211: Is there ANY reason to pay attention to this attention whore until AFTER she finally does her first porno?

Unless she suddenly turns into herself from 7 years ago, there's no reason to pay attention to her while she does her first porno.
2012-10-12 01:05:32 PM  
1 vote:
An angry note is already on the way:
"Dear Lindsay,
Governor Romney already HAS a recovering drug-addict attention-whore on his side, thank you.
Rush Limbaugh"
2012-10-12 11:44:01 AM  
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imontheinternet: She's certainly not better off than she was four years ago. I'll give her that.

No, but we all are. Since she decided to completely flush her life down the toilet, the likelihood of a career resurgence in porn or at least Skinemax is getting closer. Let's just pray it happens before her titties turn into rotten gourds.
2012-10-12 11:31:54 AM  
1 vote:
Why is there derp mixed in with my Entertainment tab?
2012-10-12 11:23:57 AM  
1 vote:
Did Romney promise heroin that's good for your skin or something?
2012-10-12 11:14:58 AM  
1 vote:
This means that Romney has a lock on the washed up coke whore vote.
2012-10-12 11:01:16 AM  
1 vote:

meat0918: Oh Lindsay...

What happened to this?

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2012-10-12 10:54:02 AM  
1 vote:
I'm waitin for Amanda Byrnes to find out who I should voted for in this election.

/sent my ballot in on Tuesday
2012-10-12 10:53:47 AM  
1 vote:
From the comments: at a certain stage in their careers, aging porn stars and hookers will gravitate toward the safety and security of "third wife" status for a wealthy Republican businessman.

Lohan is signaling that she's reached that dreaded plateau where it's use 'em while you got 'em.

All that needs to be said, really.

Newt Gingrich. Newt Gingrich. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.
2012-10-12 10:50:05 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, this just reaffirms what we've known all along.

She is a stupid cum dumpster.
2012-10-12 10:49:11 AM  
1 vote:
Well, I guess that means she hasn't gotten over her drug problem. You have to be high to support Mittens.
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