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(Channel 955)   Iowa farmers, unhappy with the dwindling press attention to their crop circles, have turned to the oldest trick in the book to draw tourists: the levitating chick in the corn field gag   ( channel955.com) divider line
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2012-10-12 12:32:32 PM  
2 votes:
you had me at "chick" and "gag"
2012-10-12 12:31:34 PM  
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spentmiles: The corn was dead and dry. Why didn't they just enclose a rectangular perimeter with gasoline and light it all on fire? The bull wouldn't have had anywhere to run as the flames closed in around it, thus appeasing the man who walks behind the rows. Stupid adults. I hope they're all killed by their own children.

You know who ELSE was too short to be seen among the corn?

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2012-10-13 01:22:23 AM  
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Bermuda59: Releasing a bull into a corn maze would make it more exciting

The Greeks have already done that.
2012-10-12 12:25:53 PM  
1 vote:

Headso: western saddles are like big barcaloungers so easier to stand on, never liked those kind of saddles because you have a big horn right in front of your junk.

\CSB..when I was a teenager, I was riding horses a lot during Summer vacation. One of the local cowgirls came over with her barrel riding horse. She asked me if I wanted to ride it...I foolishly said yes.
As soon as I got in the stirrups and nudged the horse, it was like a rocket taking off.
My feet immediately came out of the stirrups, so I held on to the pommel for dear life. The horse did a perfect race route, but it was under some low oak trees. I managed to duck. As the horse cleared the final "barrel", it hauled ass to the finish line and stopped on a dime, right in front of its owner.
Whereupon I launched into the air and came down on the pommel, directly on my nutsack.
I calmly kicked my leg over the saddle, stepped to the ground, handed her the reins, and gingerly walked home across the street.
And went in search of some ice.
2012-10-12 12:19:55 PM  
1 vote:
She was just looking for Moonlight Graham.
2012-10-12 12:17:57 PM  
1 vote:
Mmmm..cowgirl butt.

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2012-10-12 12:14:13 PM  
1 vote:
The bull was eventually wrangled by the riders, who discovered him hiding amid the corn.

That little boy blue is gonna get sacked this time.
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