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(News.com.au)   Can men be trusted to take the contraceptive pill? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooo   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2012-10-12 08:34:44 AM  
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t3knomanser: Building habits is not exactly the hardest thing to do. Trigger-Action-Reward. Set up a trigger (like an alarm in your cellphone). Respond to the trigger by performing the action (taking the pill). Reward yourself immediately afterwards (by, perhaps, rubbing one out to warm up). After a week or two, you'll have the habit down.

I think the only habit I would get by doing this is an erection every time I get a phone call.
2012-10-12 08:56:49 AM  
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sammyk: There is a very simple solution and I am ashamed you farkers have not mentioned it yet. For shame! All you have to do is put the contraceptive in beer. Problem solved. Your welcome.

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2012-10-12 10:30:26 AM  
1 vote:

elementalogic: I jerk off like a muffled ninja mongoose.

We should form a club. We could call it the Ninjabators Society.
2012-10-12 09:52:24 AM  
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meanmutton: Why would women have to trust men to use birth control when they have such a ridiculously wide array out there to choose from? The whole point is that this gives each individual the ability to choose if he or she wants to have children. With a male birth control method available, both parties would have a veto on pregnancy.

That's really the issue. Women aren't saying "I don't trust my husband." They're saying, "I like the option of getting pregnant whenever I want and going 'oops, guess the pill failed.'"
2012-10-12 09:14:46 AM  
1 vote:
Why don't they just have it make your penis glow...then you'll know for sure.
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