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(   Can men be trusted to take the contraceptive pill? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooo   ( divider line
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2608 clicks; posted to Geek » on 12 Oct 2012 at 7:40 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-12 09:08:08 AM  
3 votes:
It's not so much that women have to trust men to take the pill instead of taking it themselves. It's a way for both sexes to have their own self-assurance. Both people can be on the pill. This eliminates the need for men to trust women. It brings true gender equality. Anyone against male contraception is a farking defenseless sexist clinging to female privilege in this one area.
2012-10-12 08:57:32 AM  
3 votes:
Who cares if they can be trusted? I can still use my own birth control and now we're twice as safe from unwanted pregnancy.

Sounds like a win.
2012-10-12 08:49:45 AM  
3 votes:
No one can be trusted to do anything. You'd better just take care of it yourself.
2012-10-12 07:49:14 AM  
3 votes:
I like how the lists of things men "forget" are all things they just don't want to do.

I don't want a kid, I would not forget.
2012-10-12 10:15:36 AM  
2 votes:
A male birth control pill has as much to do with whether or not women trust them to take it as women's birth control pills have to do with men trusting them to take it.

Absolutely nothing.
2012-10-12 08:49:49 AM  
2 votes:
There is a very simple solution and I am ashamed you farkers have not mentioned it yet. For shame! All you have to do is put the contraceptive in beer. Problem solved. Your welcome.
2012-10-12 08:42:53 AM  
2 votes:
My tongue is the best contraceptive. No one ever got pregnant from oral sex.
2012-10-12 07:54:03 AM  
2 votes:
Neither can women. You're a complete farking idiot if you don't take your own steps to ensure your farkbuddy doesn't spit out a little half-you.
2012-10-12 09:21:02 AM  
1 vote:

LDM90: I have to think this would be very high on the list of things men could be trusted to do.

Second - especially if you think it would cut down on the risk of the crazy girl and the old "I'm pregnant so you have to stay with me forever" plan.

/which works how often?
2012-10-12 08:37:53 AM  
1 vote:
If government assistance required identifying the father, followed up with force those fathers to pay for the upbringing of the child, guess what, men would suddenly become a lot more reliable about things.
2012-10-12 07:52:05 AM  
1 vote:
I can set my cell phone alarm to remind me at the same time everyday. I can remember to carry my wallet everywhere I go. I can do anything I set my mind to.
Maybe your boyfriend can't be trusted for shiat, but he isn't me.
2012-10-12 07:43:38 AM  
1 vote:
I have to think this would be very high on the list of things men could be trusted to do.
2012-10-12 05:27:53 AM  
1 vote:
Can women?

Humans are about as reliable as cats.
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