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(Huffington Post)   There are only four ways to arouse a woman. "Being a rich douchenozzle" surprisingly not on the list   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2012-10-12 09:31:36 PM  

kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Be a challenge in arcade games, crack me up, and appreciate my good cooking.

Seriously, it's not that hard.

Not true. Some arcade games are really hard

If you can beat mr at either metal slug, Soul Calibur, or out score me in Rampage, you've won my heart (as long as I get to play Lizzie)

I met a girl at a party once who later kicked my ass at Bushido Blade. Can't believe I let that one get away...
2012-10-12 10:01:19 PM  
As a woman I will tell how I am aroused.

By knowing the man wants to have sex with me and I will clarify that.

No it is not knowing he would just like to have sex and with anyone, but that he wants to have sex with me. The passion arouses me, the base animal feeling you get when a man really wants you.

Then touch. No it is not nice to say and I probably have conflicts because I am in many ways the traditional good girl but I like a man (who I am in a relationship with) to perhaps be a little touchy for want of a better word. I also like them to take a little bit of control and perhaps be a little bit aggressive (not abusive though).
2012-10-12 10:06:13 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)

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I don't understand why that is not accepted with good grace. Women throughout most of human history have in many ways been reliant on men for survival and admittedly most of that has been perpetrated by men. That is through violence in the past of just taking and raping women, to laws that did not allow women to hold property or that raping them in marriage and beating them is fine. So it is conditioned in women to look for men who would be best to keep them and their children. A lot of money today is as good as the best hunter in the past. I would also say a woman who is conditioned towards looking for the best provider will probably pick a better partner and father than one who will just take anyone.
2012-10-12 10:24:53 PM  

Shakespeare's Sister: Be funny
Be able to carry on a conversation about football

Be a great kisser. The kind of kisser that makes me weak in the knees.
Kiss the back of my neck and make the bones in my legs turn to jelly.

Know where to squeeze hard, touch gently, and be firm. Do not be afraid to push me gently to the bed, and pull my hair. Trust me. . .those are worth more than any amount of money.

Me? Suddenly single after 11 years.

WTF single? Another dumbass?

For me the trick was always getting to the part where I could be a great kisser.
2012-10-13 09:13:16 AM  
Being a great kisser is individual to the person. I like slow, tender or passionate with tongue. It depends on the mood and where it is leading.
2012-10-13 03:44:33 PM  

kiwimoogle84: WhippingBoy
kiwimoogle84: Clemkadidlefark: Does this truism apply under Attractor or Sensual? Maybe Intellectual? I don't know but it's the most surefire way I witnessed.

(apparently money has its own very special pheromone)

Only if you want a shallow gold digger with no brain who is incapable of earning her own salary.

What does she look like?

Thank you for succinctly demonstrating my point. If all you want is a vapid, botoxed hunk of meat with large boobs and nothing else to offer, by all means, throw money at her. That'll work.

Thankfully, most reasonably attractive women also have brains, and won't settle for you just having money, because if you have nothing else to offer other than a paycheck, I certainly don't want you. I mean, I can't speak for any other woman, but I'll take a sense of humor over a douche with a big paycheck any day.

Maybe he does have something more to offer than a paycheck, but has realized that the paycheck is the thing that seperates him from the other guys with a sense of humor.
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