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(Daily Mail)   This is what a man who phoned people to tell them his manhood was stuck in a jam jar looks like, in case you were wondering   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-10-11 08:49:26 PM  
4 votes:
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"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time."
2012-10-11 10:13:20 PM  
2 votes:
Hi, yes, my Prince Albert is stuck in a can.
2012-10-11 08:39:31 PM  
2 votes:
2012-10-12 03:00:47 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-12 02:02:32 AM  
1 vote:
Let's be clear- he DIDN'T get his penis stuck in a jam jar. That may be weird, but we've all been there at one time or another.

No, look, he call the emergency number 6,000 TIMES in 3 months PRETENDING his dick was stuck in a jar.

That's oddly much much weirder than actually getting your junk stuck in a jar...
2012-10-12 12:23:11 AM  
1 vote:

swingbozo: What, no wood slat chair reference? Fark fail.

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2012-10-11 11:23:08 PM  
1 vote:

Fano: Wow, just wow.

What, it wasnt a modified wooden toilet roller stuck in a jar.
2012-10-11 11:21:48 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-11 11:16:18 PM  
1 vote:
Frank and beans!
2012-10-11 10:52:41 PM  
1 vote:
Dick in a jar, hand painted dick in a jar. Mexico's favorite toy for over 340 years. Take your dick out of the jar. Put your dick back in the jar. The dick is on a string and is attached to the jar. 

Clean-up is easy with dick in a jar. Why spend another day not putting your dick in a jar when you could be putting your dick in a jar?
2012-10-11 10:51:34 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, just wow.
2012-10-11 10:36:29 PM  
1 vote:
Four posts in and 50% of responses reference the Chair Incident, complete with links.

/THIS is why you don't FARK naked

/your horrible butt tattoo is why you don't fark naked. context is case-sensitive
2012-10-11 10:27:19 PM  
1 vote:
Need help soonish?
2012-10-11 10:07:31 PM  
1 vote:

/never cry wolf
2012-10-11 08:42:37 PM  
1 vote:
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