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(Daily Mail)   Guy in prison complains that his wife has been ignoring him for two years, gets released and goes home to find her waiting on the couch. Mummified   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-10-11 01:23:36 PM  
21 votes:
Hey, what do ya know! Released from two prisons in one day.
2012-10-11 01:42:36 PM  
9 votes:
I bet the make-up sex was...disturbing.
2012-10-11 02:41:37 PM  
4 votes:
That's what happens when you have an affair with Imhotep.
2012-10-11 02:49:14 PM  
3 votes:
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Wow, she was even wrapped up like a mummy.
They find some cool treasure in there with her?
I'm so going to that exhibition when it comes to the states.
2012-10-11 02:43:38 PM  
3 votes:
She was dead so long that bandages just started sprouting forth around her, and her organs hopped on out through various orifices and encasing themselves in clay jars?

Or, is it really me who doesn't know what the word mummified means, rather than TFA?
2012-10-11 01:49:53 PM  
3 votes:
So the good news is, you weren't really cheating on her with all those guys after all.
2012-10-11 02:52:34 PM  
2 votes:
It was not until her husband, on leave from prison,

you've been good. Take a weekend off. Just promise you'll come back
2012-10-11 02:45:45 PM  
2 votes:
They must not ever had children. She probably is a good mummy though.
2012-10-11 02:44:58 PM  
2 votes:
Decay: The woman had been dead for so long her body had mummified (file photo)

Really, Daily Mail? Are you sure she wasn't just Egyptian, and planned things well in advance?
2012-10-11 02:41:41 PM  
2 votes:
Cue up the "I waited for you" pics...
2012-10-11 04:48:54 PM  
1 vote:
Does anyone else think the judge is the one that killed her?
2012-10-11 02:57:07 PM  
1 vote:
it was argued that not even the husband had authorisation to enter the home

Well, better put her back and leave well enough alone then.
2012-10-11 02:50:02 PM  
1 vote:
How do you reach such a sad point in your life that a judge tells your neighbors the rotting corpse smell coming from your apartment is probably from your lack of hygiene, not an actual rotting corpse.

Also, how do you reach such a sad point in your life that you live in such a shiathole that the landlord doesn't forcibly evict tenants whose hygiene is so bad it smells like a rotting corpse?
2012-10-11 02:46:22 PM  
1 vote:
Lazy biatch.
2012-10-11 02:43:52 PM  
1 vote:
The question is, did he still hit that?
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