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(NBC News)   If you're the "Chief Diversity Officer" at a major university, you may want to sleep on it before you decide to sign your name to an anti-gay petition, even if Jesus is the one telling you to do it   ( usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line
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2012-10-11 02:14:22 PM  
9 votes:
Worst native America name, ever.
2012-10-11 02:24:59 PM  
6 votes:

Vectron: Black people don't like the gay. Nothing new.

Of course they don't. They see gays as trying to horn in on their action. Blacks spent centuries cultivating themselves as America's underclass. They've put a lot of time and effort ino getting to the front of the victimhood line and the sweet, sweet rewards that position brings like welfare checks, affirmative action hiring and Obamaphones.

And just when they get a brother elected to the highest office in the nation, a job he is clearly unqualified for, a job he only got through white guilt because crackers didn't want to vote for McCain and have the voting booth look at them like they're racist - then suddenly they see a bunch of butt-pirates lubing up and trying to squeeze them out. Why should they take that sitting down?
2012-10-11 01:46:55 PM  
6 votes:
Doesn't it restrict diversity to not allow an intolerant religious bigot to be your Chief Diversity Officer?
2012-10-11 02:24:51 PM  
5 votes:

2012-10-11 02:07:10 PM  
4 votes:
I hear Gallaudet's a fabulous place.
2012-10-11 02:19:18 PM  
3 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Worst native America name, ever.

Here's another:

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Chief Running Dog of Capitalism
2012-10-11 01:39:36 PM  
3 votes:
Why doesn't Jesus ever tell anyone to do something harmless, like shiat on the buffet at the Sizzler?
2012-10-11 03:13:32 PM  
2 votes:

bobfark: Honestly, she's probably got a lot of "1st deaf African American female with a PhD to do [FILL IN BLANK] in her town/county/state trophies in on her wall".

First deaf African American female with a PhD to get fired from a position as diversity officer.
2012-10-11 02:33:52 PM  
2 votes:
I'm sure McCaskill had her reasons for signing the petition but the higher-ups at Gallaudet just wouldn't hear them.
2012-10-11 02:13:23 PM  
2 votes:

Vectron: Black people don't like the gay. Nothing new.

Unless they're on the d/l. Then a brother gets what a brother needs. And sometimes a brother needs the strong arms and loving touch of another brother.
2012-10-11 11:48:10 PM  
1 vote:
Anne Frank would be very sad to hear about this, except she couldn't.
2012-10-11 03:25:58 PM  
1 vote:

300baud: FirstNationalBastard: harmle

"harmle", yes that was the part I meant to quote.

2012-10-11 02:39:12 PM  
1 vote:
It was not possible to leave a phone message.

They should have got Garrett Morris to do it.
2012-10-11 02:36:50 PM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: In an effort to cure cancer, assembling an oncologist, a geneticist, and stem-cell researcher is a good kind of diversity.

But the Bible says that marriage is between an oncologist and a molecular biologist. Oncologists marrying geneticists, or god forbid a computational/systems biologist will ruin the whole sacred institution of marriage.
2012-10-11 02:31:10 PM  
1 vote:
Conservatives believe job positions that only have value in a liberal reality should be filled with people who hold values opposite to the job's mission, to intentionally incapacitate what the job is meant to do. For example, Ambassador to the U.N. John Bolton.
2012-10-11 02:30:04 PM  
1 vote:

HailRobonia: atomicmask: Why do such stupid pointless rolls exist? Diversity officer...what does that even do exactly?

Diversity is an essential value that is of vital importance to modern society. So we should all pretend to care about it.

Diversity for diversity's sake is retarded. It really depends on the situation and the type of diversity.

In an effort to cure cancer, assembling an oncologist, a geneticist, and stem-cell researcher is a good kind of diversity. Assembling a homeopathic practitioner, a meter maid, and a preacher is a bad kind of diversity.
2012-10-11 02:23:49 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-11 02:23:27 PM  
1 vote:
Things Jesus directly said about homosexuality: 0
Things Jesus directly said about divorce: Several things, including that getting divorced is a major sin tantamount to adultery

How many divorced Christians do you know who complain about homosexuality?

That is all.
2012-10-11 02:18:37 PM  
1 vote:

HailRobonia: Diversity is an essential value that is of vital importance to modern society.

It's also the reason we have to hire so many broads.
2012-10-11 02:13:51 PM  
1 vote:
"chief diversity officer"? This kind of shiat is why I'm only mostly liberal.
2012-10-11 01:07:00 PM  
1 vote:
Dr. Angela McCaskill signed the petition at her church after her preacher spoke against gay marriage, the Planet DeafQueer blog reported on Monday, citing a Gallaudet faculty member who first spotted the administrator's name on the document.

I bet she didn't expect them to hear about it...

Gallaudet University President T. Alan Hurwitz said in a statement.

His sentiments are unsurprising, considering his uncle's war record:
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