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(Politico)   Will Biden act like your uncle who hasn't gotten the dosage right yet? Will Ryan flex his muscles before running away from his budget like a sissy? Will we get a new ^_^ -_- meme out of this? It's your VP Debate Democratic Rumble Thread (9PM EST)   ( politico.com) divider line
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2012-10-11 09:11:14 PM  

mrshowrules: obeymatt: [pbs.twimg.com image 480x535]
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Holy fark. He has no calves. I've honestly seen paraplegics with bigger calves than that.

Classic marathoner calves.
2012-10-11 09:11:15 PM  
The independents on CNN are not liking his responses. This is interesting

"we weren't told they wanted more security"

2012-10-11 09:11:22 PM  
Ryan is like man I am screwed
2012-10-11 09:11:22 PM  
Ohhh Joe. Throwing the intelligence community under the bus? That's Cheney's territory.
2012-10-11 09:11:22 PM  
There was a whole back story to that protest story. That's MALARKY, BIDEN!
2012-10-11 09:11:23 PM  
Barcardi Ron Superior, shot 1 down. Waiting on jab 2.
2012-10-11 09:11:24 PM  
hell yeah
2012-10-11 09:11:26 PM  
Oh hey- that's not uncle fluffy.
2012-10-11 09:11:27 PM  

godofusa.com: Hairplugs McGafferson is going to get his arse whooped worse than Obama got beat by Romney.

You're a farking idiot.

It would be funny...if only you weren't tearing down this country while you were being a moron.
2012-10-11 09:11:31 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: RminusQ: "Am I gonna get to say anything here?"

so he is interrupting and whining already.

he got to drop that shiat eating grin - he looks like a senile old guy

2012-10-11 09:11:32 PM  
Biden is pissed!
2012-10-11 09:11:33 PM  
that isn't presidential leadership. you're right, joe
2012-10-11 09:11:34 PM  
BOOM. Fark you.
2012-10-11 09:11:35 PM  
Oh no, the ref has Biden in a strangle hold! Biden trying to tag out, but he just can't reach
2012-10-11 09:11:45 PM  
Boom! Biden comes with a haymaker early in the fight!
2012-10-11 09:11:46 PM  
Get 'em, Joe.
2012-10-11 09:11:48 PM  
I like this Biden guy can we elect him president?
2012-10-11 09:11:49 PM  
This moderator has a bad case of the Jim Gray voice.
2012-10-11 09:11:55 PM  
wow, Biden thinks the world is following us again!

yeah, a 9/11 attack is following us
2012-10-11 09:11:56 PM  
So where are the Fark Independents that were shiat-talking Biden 15 minutes ago?
2012-10-11 09:11:58 PM  

Lando Lincoln: "If we're hit by terrorists we're going to call it a terrorist attack!"

Ooh. Well, that's a really big reason to vote for you.

No, when we get hit by terrorists, we should call it a world premier video.
2012-10-11 09:12:01 PM  
Biden is already lying his ass off about Libya.

So well done there.
2012-10-11 09:12:05 PM  

paj: "These guys bet against America all the time!"

2012-10-11 09:12:05 PM  
Nailed it, Joe. Well-put.
2012-10-11 09:12:06 PM  
What kind of stupid ass-question is that? Should we piss on holy books and corpses? REALLY? THAT'S MALARKY!
2012-10-11 09:12:06 PM  
Ryan wants the American military to apologize...what a jerk.
2012-10-11 09:12:11 PM  
This isn't helping Biden ... he needs to get off this topic
2012-10-11 09:12:12 PM  

what_now: Biden- you're a lying piece of shiat.

Be specific. Specific points. No Malarky.
2012-10-11 09:12:13 PM  
All Joe really needs to do after each thing Ryan says is just say, "that's just not true"...
2012-10-11 09:12:14 PM  
"We should not apolgize for standing by our values"

Poor choice of words immediately after she says "burning Korans"
2012-10-11 09:12:16 PM  

Carth: I like this Biden guy can we elect him president?

Maybe next time
2012-10-11 09:12:17 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: wow, Biden thinks the world is following us again!

yeah, a 9/11 attack is following us

2012-10-11 09:12:18 PM  
Ryan is stumbling
2012-10-11 09:12:18 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: coco ebert: I_Love_Cheesecake: Ryan is trending noticeably higher than Biden with the undecided voters on that CNN thingy on the screen.

Oh jeebus, it's been SEVEN MINUTES. lol

Hey, coco! These undecided voters are weird.

/now, Joe's follow-up answer re Libya is trending low. I think that he's doing well.

hey! yeah, who the hell is undecided at this point?
2012-10-11 09:12:20 PM  
Ryan: the apologizer

/suck it WND!
2012-10-11 09:12:26 PM  
How are we apologizing for our values? That's such vague malarkey.
2012-10-11 09:12:27 PM  
values values VALUES! what values Paul? WHAT VALUES!? you cut spending for embassy security!
2012-10-11 09:12:30 PM  
Killing it
2012-10-11 09:12:30 PM  
Nice tacit approval of defacing the Koran & Taliban bodies, Senator Ryan.
2012-10-11 09:12:31 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: wow, Biden thinks the world is following us again!

yeah, a 9/11 attack is following us

Shut up, tool.
2012-10-11 09:12:31 PM  
Obama weak on security, keep farking that chicken Ryan.
2012-10-11 09:12:32 PM  
Ryan wouldn't criticize burning Korans. ????
2012-10-11 09:12:34 PM  
"That's not presidential leadership"
2012-10-11 09:12:37 PM  
Ryan says "oh gosh yes", that the US should be apologizing for burning korans and urinating on taliban corpses.

Romney/Ryan Apology Tour 2012 begins!!
2012-10-11 09:12:38 PM  
The "Look" pivot to 9-11. Do 50 reps.
2012-10-11 09:12:39 PM  
Mod: - Romney has a book called No Apologies. Should we apologize for americans pissing on corpses and burning Korans?

Ryan - Oh gosh yes! Apologies!!
2012-10-11 09:12:44 PM  
I want to hear Ryan use "malarkey" in a sentence.  But I'm going to watch football.  
Enjoy the evening and let me know who looks most foolish.
2012-10-11 09:12:45 PM  
Ryan is floundering
2012-10-11 09:12:48 PM  
"Out Values". Ryan is just nervously regurgitating talking points. He's toast.
2012-10-11 09:12:53 PM  
That's not even a softball. That's a farking tee ball.
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