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(Chronicle Herald)   Bad: Stealing beauty products to support your drug habit. Worse: They call you the "Oil of Olay thief." Fark: you are now banned from Zellers   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Oil of Olay, substance dependence, structures, Judge Peter Ross  
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1969 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Oct 2012 at 12:22 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-11 01:21:33 PM  
2 votes:
Judge Peter Ross commented that he didn't know what Oil of Olay was doing for Ferguson's skin, but that the man's record is certainly "blemished."

You know the judge was waiting the entire trial JUST to say that.
2012-10-11 12:30:56 PM  
2 votes:
Also banned from Zellers:
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2012-10-11 12:35:34 PM  
1 vote:
The one store or the whole chain?

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2012-10-11 12:28:57 PM  
1 vote:
That's the law of toyland
2012-10-11 12:28:00 PM  
1 vote:
I do NOT have a Drug HABIT. They ARE LYING!!!!

I have a masturbation habit.
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