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(McSweeney's)   "Kirk's Paradox: When a person's increasing number of Star Trek insignia tattoos leads to exponentially decreasing chances of ever being hired by NASA"   ( mcsweeneys.net) divider line
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2012-10-11 11:15:23 AM  
Totalfark paradox: When someone gets a job to pay for Totalfark and then loses the job because they spend all their time browsing Totalfark.
2012-10-11 12:34:11 PM  
DiFranco's paradox. Funny.
2012-10-11 12:36:19 PM  
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Pair Of Docks Paradox
2012-10-11 12:36:33 PM  
Turing's Paradox: When the players of an online game show worse skills, both at playing and conversation, than the AI enemies.
2012-10-11 12:53:27 PM  
Kirk's Paradox

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2012-10-11 12:53:47 PM  
Fark-a-dox: Being the smartest person in the world, who lives under a rock
2012-10-11 12:54:16 PM  
Coolio's Paradox

When an individual cannot get a credit card because of having too much street cred.

This is only true if you don't live in a gangster's paradise.
2012-10-11 01:14:15 PM  
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A pair of ducks, a pair of ducks,
A most ingenious pair of ducks.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
A pair of ducks.
2012-10-11 09:56:20 PM  
Hedberg's paradox: I have no trouble not listening to The Temptations.
2012-10-12 12:53:35 AM  
Badenov's Law - Any plan whose success relies on the stupidity of the public is doomed to failure, because the public is stupider than expected.
2012-10-12 04:39:58 AM  
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