davidphogan: It sounds like things are getting Syrias.
sithon: plus 1 subby. funny headline.
RealAmericanHero: It may be nice for a time, but whether you're a king or merely a belligerent pauper, the truth always comes out sometime, and when it does, the world will not spare you if you are false and cruel.
Indubitably: If that were true, would there be a bailout?
jeffreyh: We will invade both countries so Activision can make a FPS about it.
RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: If that were true, would there be a bailout?Everything always seems unfair on a macro scale. The world is farking everyone from one perspective or another. But why worry about how the rich are doing. Money may buy happiness, but life's bullshiat spares no one. It only seems different because that's just another way of life not sparing you envy. Life's a dick like that.
RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: Creepy.I try.
Indubitably: You fail, m8.
RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: You fail, m8.You said "m8"I automatically win any discussion I could possibly have with you for that
Indubitably: No, you don't.That's easy-math, aka Retardumblican calculus, mans...Try again, m8.P.S. Beware the Event Horizon. *)
RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: No, you don't.That's easy-math, aka Retardumblican calculus, mans...Try again, m8.P.S. Beware the Event Horizon. *)Purple monkey dishwasher?
Indubitably: Wif teefs.
RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: Wif teefs.Well now we're talking business
Indubitably: Are we?
RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: Are we?Yes.Or perhaps this is just a clever ruse to sleep with you.
Harry_Seldon: More Fever. Less Nessman.
meyerkev: "cross-border shelling"Wait what? Syria is shooting into Turkey? Are they trying to piss Turkey off?
croesius: RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: Are we?Yes.Or perhaps this is just a clever ruse to sleep with you.You *do* realize that if you don't reply, Indubit will just reply to themselves a few times and leave, right?
Notabunny: Harry_Seldon: More Fever. Less Nessman.BOOGERRRRRRRRRR!
brykmantra: [www.suprmchaos.com image 487x399]How has nobody posted this yet?
Trashy: I posted the whole video
Indubitably: However, I prefer pussy, so if you sport dick, you'll have to sport it elsewhere. I roll labia...
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