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(Huffington Post)   Padma Lakshmi allows a fan to eat a piece of ham off her body for a $1000 charitable dona...This just in, several financial institutions have just closed due to an unexpected and massive bank run   ( divider line
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2012-10-10 04:39:21 PM  
4 votes:
If you have to pay for it, you're doing it wrong.
2012-10-10 05:38:26 PM  
3 votes:
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Can you smell the ham I'm cookin'?
2012-10-10 08:22:58 PM  
2 votes:
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Thousands of dyslexic nerds just irreparably smashed their piggy banks.
2012-10-10 09:58:45 PM  
1 vote:

RatMaster999: Who?


2012-10-10 08:57:57 PM  
1 vote:
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I'm pretty sure I'd eat a sizable load of dogshiat off of that.
2012-10-10 08:17:57 PM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: RatMaster999: Who?

Some average-looking Puerto Rican woman, judging from the pics.

Yeah, based off these pics, I might pay $10 to do this, but it'd better be some damned good ham.

I would much rather eat sushi off a naked Asian girl.

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2012-10-10 08:11:16 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-10 07:57:10 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-10 07:43:34 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.
2012-10-10 06:47:13 PM  
1 vote:
You know who else liked to eat from Padma's body? Full Size
2012-10-10 05:44:16 PM  
1 vote:

RatMaster999: Who?

Some average-looking Puerto Rican woman, judging from the pics.
2012-10-10 05:35:00 PM  
1 vote:
I am truly losing it! I read that as a fan, as in razor sharp whirling blades, cut a piece of her "ham" as in big ass off and that someone actually ate it! Time to up the meds!
2012-10-10 05:31:00 PM  
1 vote:

Access to cash for a $1000 donation? That's not indicative of a rich person. We have people at our public school charity auction writing checks for $5K, and they got no access to alternatives. None.

For a $10 donation, we're starting to talk. Starting.

What are we talking here, guys who are married or just don't have the social skills? With basic Hygiene and rudimentary social skills (Or enough float for a modest 2 Week Trip to Brazil or India) I suspect Padma will be old hat.

I suppose I am taking a long way around saying that I do not get the crazy attention Padma gets here and on the tubes at large. She is hot, but not Brutus smooched by Olive Oyl going crazy hot.
2012-10-10 05:26:58 PM  
1 vote:

Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.

Yeah. If only there were some kind of special Googl, er, goggles that would let you look up and find that kind of information.
2012-10-10 05:22:01 PM  
1 vote:
From the comments

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1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.

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2012-10-10 05:18:43 PM  
1 vote:

8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Most boys born in the state of California are uncircumcised nowadays.
2012-10-10 05:18:13 PM  
1 vote:
They going HAM.
2012-10-10 05:01:05 PM  
1 vote:

trappedspirit: fivehead

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...she has a head?
2012-10-10 05:01:02 PM  
1 vote:
I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.
2012-10-10 04:57:26 PM  
1 vote:
Meh, she's not dark enough.
2012-10-10 04:49:29 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-10 04:44:23 PM  
1 vote:
For a grand I can find a better looking hooker to fark.
2012-10-10 04:42:50 PM  
1 vote:
Sometimes I wonder why we elected her queen of Naboo.
2012-10-10 04:42:39 PM  
1 vote:

thecpt: FirstNationalBastard: Ham and clams?

winner winner ham dinner.

would've also excepted clean legs and ham

I would eat it in her box,
I would eat it off that fox?
2012-10-10 04:40:34 PM  
1 vote:
How much for the fish?
2012-10-10 02:55:17 PM  
1 vote:
tomcorsonknowles.comView Full Size

How about chocolate, wonder what the going rate on that is?

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