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(SFGate)   Free advice to judges: If you just sentenced a man to state prison and he has some personal business to take care of in town, consider having a deputy escort him even if he pinkie swears to come back   ( sfgate.com) divider line
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2012-10-10 06:40:34 PM  
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bluenovaman: Can't blame the guy. If I ever get anything more than 6 months and I'm on the way to Brazil.

/Brazil doesn't extradite it's citizens.

are you a citizen of Brazil or would you simply be an alien ?
2012-10-10 04:56:58 PM  
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BAH! No details about how long his sentence was?

If it was a 6 month sentence, and he bailed, that's stupid.

If it was a 10 year sentence...maybe not so stupid.

If it was a 20 year sentence...then I'd do the same.

How do you leave that nugget of info out of such an article?
2012-10-10 04:39:36 PM  
1 vote:
Police have issued a warrant for Katello's arrest. Anyone who sees him is asked to call 911

No reward? Fark that! They lost him; let them find him.
2012-10-10 04:36:07 PM  
1 vote:
Blagojevich got 3 months to take care of personal business before shipping off to the pen.
2012-10-10 04:34:45 PM  
1 vote:
It was a spousal abuse conviction. He's not a danger to anyone, unless you marry him.
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