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(Newser)   Oops: Governor accidentally promotes phone sex number instead of hotline for information about recent meningitis outbreak. Callers who dialed the mistaken number were greeted by a sexy female voice   ( newser.com) divider line
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2012-10-10 02:38:33 PM  
6 votes:
Caller: Hi. Can I have some input on meningitis?

Operator: Sure, Honey, let me get comfortable first. Oh, this top is just too tight on me. Here, let me undo it. And while I'm at it, there goes the bra. Ahhhhh. Now, Sugar, what does Papa need?

Caller: I was wanting some info on meningitis.

Operator: Ooooh. You came to the right place. Meningitis is when a big erect bacteria slips real slowly between the folds of your skin. It keeps probing and thrusting until it works itself in real deep, way past the tip. Are you still with me, Honey?


Operator: Oooooh. You sound like you've called a medical information hotline before. Now, Sugar, where were we? Oh yeah. Now I'm going to tell you about antibodies but I'm going to do it really slowly. And I have to take off these tiny little panties first...
2012-10-10 02:36:12 PM  
5 votes:
"Hello boys, thank you for calling me ..."

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2012-10-10 03:16:08 PM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: So here's an obvious question - why haven't phone sex lines been outsourced to India yet?

Hellomynameis ... Nancy, So please tell me sir, whatareyouwearing?

Do the needful, please. I gotta have it, Chandrakanta! Talk dogri to me.
2012-10-10 12:34:03 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Who is this Gitis?

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2012-10-10 11:27:50 AM  
2 votes:
Saw a number written on the wall,
Said "for meningitis call"
Dial 555-7668
Oh baby I can't wait
I got your number off the bathroom wall...
2012-10-10 06:06:07 PM  
1 vote:
People still call sex lines? Have they not heard of the webcam?
2012-10-10 03:52:13 PM  
1 vote:
But...the wrong number was not in TFA... going to bug me now not knowing that bit-O-trivia...

Anybody have that number?
2012-10-10 03:33:24 PM  
1 vote:

JFarker131: One of my best guy friends used to work for a phone sex hotline for extra $$$ in college. He enjoyed it up until a guy called his line because he had heard how "great he was" from one of his female friends. Said he couldn't go through with it, hung up, quit that night.

/the last 4 of my phone # is TITS, which I didn't realize until after I signed the contract.

/checks profile, sees picture

And the first three digits would be ... ?

/Fires up the margarita machine
2012-10-10 03:00:35 PM  
1 vote:
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/Examine your scalp for ringworm
//Hot like Mindy
2012-10-10 02:58:50 PM  
1 vote:
CSB addendum:

Even without giving out the wrong number, but saying "800 bay guys" rather than "800 229 4897", sometimes I'd have customers call me back complain about it being a gay sex line. I mean, I get that it's easy to mishear, but if you call an electronics store and hear a clerk as saying their corporate number is "800 gay guys", wouldn't you think that either you misheard or that they were just farking with you?
2012-10-10 02:56:32 PM  
1 vote:

ZoeNekros: This gave us employees the opportunity to "accidentally" give out the wrong number to annoying customers, as 800 429-4897. Which, of course, was something entirely different...

Those Hay Guys sure got sick of all the wrong number calls.

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2012-10-10 02:51:59 PM  
1 vote:

bullwrinkle: You sound hot! What are you wearing right now?
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" This jacket, a necklace and nothing else big boy.......I want you so Hard. "

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2012-10-10 02:49:32 PM  
1 vote:
You sound hot! What are you wearing right now?
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2012-10-10 02:48:07 PM  
1 vote:
I worked for the (now closed) west-coast electronics chain Good Guys, who had the wisdom to make their corporate number 800-229-4897, or 800 BAY GUYS (since the office was in the bay area). This gave us employees the opportunity to "accidentally" give out the wrong number to annoying customers, as 800 429-4897. Which, of course, was something entirely different...

2012-10-10 11:47:28 AM  
1 vote:
Who is this Gitis?
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