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(Telegraph)   Attention Whore Twins powers activate. Form of, Lady Gaga. Shape of, Julian Assange   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
    More: Weird, Lady Gaga, Julian Assange, WikiLeaks founder, Knightsbridge, The Joker's Wild  
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12796 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Oct 2012 at 12:28 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-10 12:37:35 PM  
4 votes:
I don't really understand why people keep saying he's fighting the power and trying to out the secrets of the big bad governments... He seems pretty selective on the information he leaks. For instance when he was releasing documents from Syria, notice the Russians and Chinese are not mentioned once even though both have a heavy presence there? I'm sure the Russians giving him his own TV show and paying him untold amounts has nothing to do with it. He just hasn't found anything leaking about them... yeah that's it... anytime now.
2012-10-10 12:33:30 PM  
4 votes:
Assange needs the media's attention because he'll be disappeared into a CIA torture dungeon the moment people stop looking at him.

What's Lady Gaga's excuse?
2012-10-10 01:20:57 PM  
2 votes:

hdhale: Subby, the Wonder Twins were the worst super heroes ever. When they weren't in need of rescue by the other Super Friends, their attempts at subduing the bad guy were all but laughed off. Even Aquaman was more effective, even if the writers had to construct contrived situations where the Bat Sub or Superman couldn't simply kick ass.

King Something: Assange needs the media's attention because he'll be disappeared into a CIA torture dungeon the moment people stop looking at him.

What's Lady Gaga's excuse?

That Assange hasn't already gone for a walk and never came back by now is proof that the CIA isn't the massive, evil monster that is out to steal your dessert as portrayed in alarmist movies...oh that they were...I know a few people who I'd love to see simply vanish.

Lady Gaga thinks she is being culturally relevant. Her act on and off stage is as phoney as the plastic crap she calls costumes.

No, they just sell arms to terrorists and death squads, use the money to buy narcotics they sell to America's poor, and used (?) to kidnap children and women for the sexual predilections of affluent Arabians.
2012-10-10 12:33:21 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe they are both attention whores, but how are they AWing it here? It's not like they went out on the balcony and made a speech. Apparently she wanted to meet him and they had dinner. Oh look, picture of them together--THOSE F*CKING ATTENTION WHORES!!!!
2012-10-10 09:40:18 AM  
2 votes:
Amazing headline Subby.
2012-10-10 12:30:48 PM  
1 vote:
Great, now Madonna is going to try to up her game again...
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