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(NW Florida Daily News)   What is NOT a good reason to dial 9-1-1?: A) Your home is being broken into. B) Your neighbor's home is on fire. C) You got crappy service at Burger King   ( nwfdailynews.com) divider line
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2012-10-10 10:23:31 AM  
3 votes:
Once again, 911 is for SUBWAY-related calls only!
2012-10-10 10:40:32 AM  
2 votes:

Rufus Lee King: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 396x500]

See any differences between then and now?

White folk?
2012-10-10 10:35:46 AM  
2 votes:
You steal from burger king -of course 911 will be called.

Burger king steals from you - 911 hopes you die in a ditch.
2012-10-10 11:00:52 AM  
1 vote:

Vectron: This happens so much, maybe they need to start teaching this is schools. 911 is not to be used about your fast food order.

I've seen it happen in person for a guy who was denied a free refill. Pretty funny. Stupid, but funny.
2012-10-10 10:29:03 AM  
1 vote:
Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your western bacon cheeseburger
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