Expolaris: [images.wikia.com image 508x439]He just needs to blame his first mate Wiggles on the whole affair for not keeping his captain properly blitzed!
Headso: Expolaris: [images.wikia.com image 508x439]He just needs to blame his first mate Wiggles on the whole affair for not keeping his captain properly blitzed!Oh, the fools! Why didn't they build it with six thousand and one hulls? When will they learn?
phrawgh: What was he Russian for?
tom baker's scarf: Was his last crazy ivan to the left or the right?
imashark: Con, sonar. Crazy Ivan!
dittybopper: Don't drink the vodak you find on a sunken Russian ship.
unchellmatt: holy crap... Whenever I feel like I could be in better shape at 44, I'm going to look at pictures of this guy. Ye gods, the years have treated him harshly and without mercy.
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