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(The Sun)   It's not even Halloween yet and Britney Spears has already turned into a zombie   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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thamike
2012-10-09 06:00:33 PM  
If it's not fat, it's "dangerous weight loss." If it's not "no makeup horror" it's "raccoon eyes." If it's too much lounging by the pool "basically naked" like a "slut," it's time to endorse skin cancer.

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SpikeStrip
2012-10-09 06:55:00 PM  
nothing a 50 gallon drum of makeup can't fix.

she's wearing that already? oh.
 
fusillade762 [TotalFark]
2012-10-09 07:04:03 PM  
She's just getting a head start on the Walking Dead premiere next week.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2012-10-09 07:06:04 PM  
I was under the impression that had occurred some years ago
 
PacManDreaming
2012-10-09 07:50:39 PM  
 
Ed Finnerty
2012-10-09 07:54:47 PM  
Oh, America!

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dletter [TotalFark]
2012-10-09 08:44:47 PM  
Bath salts....
 
Apos
2012-10-09 09:10:24 PM  
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and a sensual blast from the past:

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Zombie DJ
2012-10-09 09:10:51 PM  
Oh, please. They took her picture with her mouth open.

This isn't stretching the news.
This is "we didn't have anything to say today" news.
 
LeroyBourne
2012-10-09 09:11:48 PM  
A zombie that feeds on cock maybe. Or is she just some mouf breather hick?
/mouf sex
 
farkingismybusiness [TotalFark]
2012-10-09 09:13:32 PM  

PacManDreaming: Are you sure she didn't turn into a Martian?


Pfft. She's obviously an astro zombie.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2012-10-09 09:16:05 PM  
I'd hit it and brag about it.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2012-10-09 09:16:56 PM  
In fact, that's probably what she'd look like during. But I'd still try.
 
MrEricSir
2012-10-09 09:19:12 PM  

Zombie DJ: This isn't stretching the news.


Judging from those photos, the news isn't what's stretching.
 
Funbags
2012-10-09 09:22:45 PM  
Hmm, she just looks like a normal woman her age. I guess she gave up this privilege when she exchanged a walk on part in a war for the lead role in a cage.
 
demaL-demaL-yeH [TotalFark]
2012-10-09 09:30:37 PM  
Tina Fey was correct, as usual.

/At least Tina's still hot.
 
mycathatesyou
2012-10-09 09:32:37 PM  
omg, she's a human???? Notify the press.
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2012-10-09 09:38:09 PM  
Don't we all have a bad day every so often? Where's your compassion?

Don't forget to throw in: It's tough to be a single mom. Especially if she has to outsource to other family members because she has to work for a living.
 
Dahnkster [TotalFark]
2012-10-09 09:39:40 PM  
She seems like a nice enough girl. I like her flip flops and shorts... and who doesn't get a little rounder with age. Southern girl at heart. I like girls who buy costumes.
 
Riotboy
2012-10-09 09:40:30 PM  
Loves me some thick thighs.

/fo' reals
 
AverageAmericanGuy [TotalFark]
2012-10-09 09:45:14 PM  
The second pic doesn't look bad.
 
Harry_Seldon [BareFark]
2012-10-09 09:54:39 PM  
Brittany is not a zombie. She has nothing to do with brains.

//Thank you very much
//Tip your waitresses
///They're top heavy.
 
GranoblasticMan
2012-10-09 10:11:24 PM  

thamike: If it's not fat, it's "dangerous weight loss." If it's not "no makeup horror" it's "raccoon eyes." If it's too much lounging by the pool "basically naked" like a "slut," it's time to endorse skin cancer.

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Yeah... It was kinda funny poking fun at her 6 or 7 years ago, but jesus... Give the woman a break already.
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
2012-10-09 10:28:28 PM  
haha BACON NINJA!!!!!
 
KrispyKritter
2012-10-09 10:42:59 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Tina Fey was correct, as usual.

/At least Tina's still hot.


"there's no accounting for taste", said the old woman as she bent to kiss her cow.

/Tina Fey hot? bwahahaha!
 
cryinoutloud [BareFark]
2012-10-09 10:56:08 PM  
Huh. Looks like she's had knee surgery.
 
Digitalstrange
2012-10-09 10:59:16 PM  
little thick for a zombie
 
Kurmudgeon
2012-10-09 11:51:54 PM  
This is not 2004, where are the Jennifer Lawrence, Selena Gomez and Emma Stones links?
/for starters
 
Active introvert
2012-10-10 12:04:53 AM  

fusillade762: She's just getting a head start on the Walking Dead premiere next week.


OMG, I am so excited.

Hay, where's Carl?
 
fusillade762 [TotalFark]
2012-10-10 12:29:50 AM  

Active introvert: fusillade762: She's just getting a head start on the Walking Dead premiere next week.

OMG, I am so excited.

Hay, where's Carl?


He's in the house.
 
demaL-demaL-yeH [TotalFark]
2012-10-10 12:47:00 AM  

KrispyKritter: demaL-demaL-yeH: Tina Fey was correct, as usual.

/At least Tina's still hot.

"there's no accounting for taste", said the old woman as she bent to kiss her cow.

/Tina Fey hot? bwahahaha!


She may be rail thin, but she has that sophisticated-but-approachable reference librarian vibe I find irresistible.  

/YMMV
 
BorgiaGinz
2012-10-10 02:00:55 AM  
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Okoboji
2012-10-10 04:12:20 AM  

Zombie DJ: Oh, please. They took her picture with her mouth open.

This isn't stretching the news.
This is "we didn't have anything to say today" news.


Bingo!
 
Bendal
2012-10-10 05:38:25 AM  

Relatively Obscure: I'd hit it and brag about it.


As would I. You know she's crazy in bed.

/would fark her into zombie-land
//whatever that means
 
oMaJoJ
2012-10-10 08:50:07 AM  

GranoblasticMan: thamike: If it's not fat, it's "dangerous weight loss." If it's not "no makeup horror" it's "raccoon eyes." If it's too much lounging by the pool "basically naked" like a "slut," it's time to endorse skin cancer.

[i537.photobucket.com image 416x276]

Yeah... It was kinda funny poking fun at her 6 or 7 years ago, but jesus... Give the woman a break already.


You know that's actually a gu- oh wait, you meant Britney.
 
meanmutton
2012-10-10 11:45:52 AM  
So, I saw that second picture and thought... for a 30 year old woman who's had a couple kids and isn't wearing makeup, she looks pretty good.

/Healthy pale > sickly tan
 
Bag of Hammers
2012-10-10 11:51:15 AM  
I would gladly provide her with my brains, and by brains I mean my penis.
 
ArcadianRefugee
2012-10-10 04:46:34 PM  
Step 1: Take photos of celebrity.
Step 2: Find the one of them in the middle of a yawn.
Step 3: Publish it out-of-context with as many disparaging remarks as possible about how bad they look.
Step 4: Profit.
Step 5: Please put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
 
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