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(UPI)   Report finds that in-between bouts of feeling you up and stealing your stuff, TSA screeners are slacking off. USA USA USA   ( upi.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, TSA, Honolulu International Airport  
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2012-10-09 07:06:10 PM  
5 votes:
They stole all the sphincters from my colossal bag.
2012-10-09 07:58:48 PM  
1 vote:
Ah, the daily TSA tread. Must be time to feed the dog.
2012-10-09 07:18:50 PM  
1 vote:
A few malcontents fly some planes into some buildings. A few years later, people realize it's not happening again. Surprise?
2012-10-09 07:18:27 PM  
1 vote:
Guy, I think we need to cut the TSA some slack. Everyone hates them, they're the butt of all the jokes, and honestly their work sucks. Here's a few tips and advice to make their work experience more interesting and exciting.
2012-10-09 07:11:19 PM  
1 vote:

red5ish: They stole all the sphincters from my colossal bag.

Did anyone else read that as *colostomy* bag?
2012-10-09 07:09:33 PM  
1 vote:
The farkers in Syracuse stole my Ninkasi Brewery campaign buttons off of my backpack on my way back to Eugene.

I'd flown 3 times with them on my carry-on with no incident, they didn't even stop me. They stole them.
2012-10-09 07:08:03 PM  
1 vote:
.05% CAUGHT stealing. It doesn't mean there aren't more screeners stealing. We all know there are more.

Still, there have been more TSA screeners having been arrested than terrorists caught or plots thwarted by the TSA.
2012-10-09 07:04:57 PM  
1 vote:

traxan: A bit redundant with the previous TSA story,

When it comes to getting word out about what a colossal bag of sphincters the TSA is, I'm okay with a repeat.
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