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(Some Guy)   A TSA agent convicted of stealing $800k in traveler's goods admits the obvious. "We steal all the time"   ( divider line
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2012-10-09 07:34:00 PM  
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Also, fark you TSA.
2012-10-09 07:34:11 PM  
2 votes:
"I got complacent" he said.

I'm impressed he knew the word 'complacent'.
2012-10-09 05:59:09 PM  
2 votes:
In the first two months of this year, a TSA baggage screener in Orlando was arrested for stealing valuables by hiding them in a laptop-sized hidden pocket in his jacket and selling the goods on Craigslist.

He sounds fat.
2012-10-09 08:29:09 PM  
1 vote:

Yeah...or they could stop hiring surly retards to work at airports. I guess the pay must be horrible, given what kind of people they hire.

You wind up at the TSA because you are too dumb to scam welfare. This is the level of animal you are dealing with.
2012-10-09 08:14:43 PM  
1 vote:

topcon: If you've flown at any major airport lately, and you've seen the kind of people who are working, well, EVERYTHING, it's no surprise a bunch of stuff gets stolen. It's probably getting stolen at every level possible.

For some reason I just imagined Warden Norton from Shawshank as the head of the TSA
2012-10-09 07:44:43 PM  
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2012-10-09 07:34:24 PM  
1 vote:
Glad I have driven everywhere I need to go since 9/11.
2012-10-09 07:30:00 PM  
1 vote:
Thousands of Stupid Assholes
2012-10-09 06:30:57 PM  
1 vote:
"We gotta pay for the cigarettes and fattening food somehow"
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