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2012-10-09 03:55:01 PM  
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Fluorescent Testicle: Oh for fark's sake, don't tell me that the Blue Dogs are trying to change the meaning of "Centrist" and "Moderate" like the local trolls changed the meaning of "Independent." Goddamnit, I'm running out of words here.

Blue Dogs: Hey guys! Hey guys! You need to compromise with us!
Democrats: Aren't you Democrats? Shouldn't you already be on our side?
Blue Dogs: We're moderates!
Democrats: Um, ok. So what's your suggestion for compromise?
Blue Dogs: We should do whatever the Republicans say.
Democrats: What?
Blue Dogs: If we don't, Sean Hannity might call us the L-word.
Democrats: Lesbian?
Blue Dogs: No, the other one!
Democrats: Liberal?
Blue Dogs: SHHH! Don't say it out loud! Voters might hear!
Democrats: Who cares what Sean Hannity says?
Blue Dogs: You don't have to get so defensive!
Democrats: Being a moderate doesn't mean you take money from the Democrats and then vote with Republicans on every issue.
Blue Dogs: Um...
Democrats: If you don't agree with anything in the party platform, then why did you join the Democrats in the first place?
Blue Dogs: Well... the Tea Party said we were too moderate.
Democrats: So no one likes you then?
Blue Dogs: Our moms like us.
Democrats: If no one likes you and you don't stand for anything, what makes you think you can be a power broker in Congress?
Blue Dogs: Because we're moderate!
Democrats: No, you're opportunists. We're trying to solve some serious issues and you just want to float on the political winds.
Blue Dogs: Moderate!
Voters: These guys are douchebags. We might as well just vote for Republicans.
Blue Dogs: Hey!
Democrats: haha
Blue Dogs: This is your fault!
Democrats: How is it our fault?
Blue Dogs: Because you're too liberal!
Democrats: If that's so bad, why did we keep our seats and you were voted out?
Blue Dogs: Um...
Banks: Hey, want to be on our boards?
Blue Dogs: Yipee!
Democrats: Douchebags.
2012-10-09 03:30:35 PM  
1 vote:
Yay, more centrists! They're the best! Blue dogs are totally not republicans!
2012-10-09 03:28:08 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, and FARK the blue dogs.
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Totally worthless, they deserve the door to hit them on the ass as hard as possible on the way out. We got the right's watered down health care plan thanks to them. The centrist plan was the government option, which noone really in their right mind would oppose unless they were thoroughly brainwashed. Single payer, there are definitely plenty of good arguments against. The government option should have been the compromise. Fark the blue dogs for not letting it happen.

The Democrats (at least the mainstream ones like Obama) ARE the centrists these days. There is no left.
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